Chapter 1

Jenna stood nude looking in the mirror and didn’t like what she saw. At 43 her breasts were beginning to sag a bit more and her belly was getting rounder. No wonder her husband Steve wasn’t as attentive as he had been in the past. She had noticed the little things – his cock didn’t seem as hard when he pushed into her and he didn’t look at her with that “little boy in a toy store” look any more. Worse than that he seemed spend more time in the office (damn that new young blonde secretary!). Now that their daughter had left for college and they had the house to themselves for the first time in 18 years, they should have been boinking in the mornings on the kitchen table and nightly in the living room, but for some reason they only had tried it once and it wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be. It was a big disappointment and Jenna desperately did not want to disappoint Steve.

Jenna didn’t want her marriage to become a cliche of a middle-aged slide into oblivion. She knew that middle aged men often look for greener pastures and knew the joke about the husband who traded in his 40-year-old for two 20’s. Jenna read up on all the latest ways to keep your man. She read Cosmo about “The Secret Love Move That Will Keep Him in Bed for the Morning,” and “The Secret Fantasies He Is Afraid to Tell You.” And she read Better Homes about “Quick but Exciting Dinners That He Will Want to Come Home For” (instead of bringing in sushi or pizza at the office to share a working dinner with that new blonde secretary, damn her!).