Sixteen Scandals
Copyright© 2026 by Zappedfan
Chapter 5: Like a Shiny, New Penny
The Fordham females showered before going to bed that night. Edna had none of the previous night’s apprehensions. Nothing had gone wrong that morning. None of the Twenty Torpedoes suspected anything. All of the Sixteen Scandals were still on board. Everything had come off, perfectly.
“Heh, heh,” Edna thought, “Yeah, EVERYTHING, had COME OFF the Twenty Torpedoes.”
Tomorrow morning her impure thoughts would become impure realities. All her scheming, her hard work, and her manipulation would pay off in an epic free show. She would see all of Bobby including whatever his surprise was. She would finally see Greg Williams naked. She would...
Edna suddenly realized that she thought about seeing Bobby before she thought about seeing Greg.
“Get a hold of yourself, woman,” Edna thought, “Bobby is your friend. He’s a married man.”
“He’s not afraid to commit.”
“He’s probably faithful.”
“He loves children.”
“He probably changes diapers and helps with the housework.”
“AAARGH!” Edna thought, “Don’t fall in LOVE with Bobby.”
“Look at him naked but DON’T fall in love with him.”
“Check out his surprise but don’t fall in love with BOBBY!”
“Watch him shower... “
“Bobby...”
“naked...”
“surprise... “
“in love with Bobby...”
“naked...”
Edna was jolted awake by the fire guard shaking her shoulder. The fire guard put her finger to her mouth as a reminder and then went off to wake the other Fordham girls. Edna checked her watch and realized she had half an hour to get into uniform and get into position.
She and the other Fordham girls were there just as the music started. This was the first time Edna discovered just how WELL she could see into the drying room and the shower room from the air chase. Up until now, it had all been theoretical. Now she saw that when the lights went on, it would be better than even she imagined.
And then the lights did go on and in walked Mike Driver in a towel. Edna smiled briefly but Mike went to the sinks to shave first. In fact, none of the twenty Torpedoes went to take a shower until all the sinks were busy. This disappointed Edna. The St. John’s girls had left out that detail. She would tell the Hofstra girls for tomorrow.
Edna listened to the noise grow on the male side in front of her and realized she couldn’t hear ANYTHING from the female side behind her. There’s no way the men realize this is a common air chase.
The first male cadet to enter the dry room was James Parker. Ooh, the brothers lead the way, Edna thought. James took off his towel. He was VERY well endowed. Clichés exist for a reason.
“Representing the race well, James,” Edna thought as she saluted.
Soon all eight shower heads had naked male cadets showering under them and others were waiting naked in line, swaying with the music. The four Fordham females looked like they were watching a tennis match through their opera glasses.
Mike Driver came in and removed his towel.
“Oh,” Edna thought. “I was hoping you’d be smaller.”
Edna look a long look with her opera glasses.
“But, you look fine. I’ve seen better. I’m seeing better, right now. But you have nothing to be ashamed of there, Mike. Dammit!”
Then Edna felt her neighbor nudge her and whisper, “Greg.”
Edna looked up from her opera glasses. There he was ... wearing nothing but a towel ... oops, wearing nothing now! And...
“Not bad for a white boy, Greg!” Edna thought.
Heavy breathing. Licking lips. Opera glasses moving like elevators up and down Greg Williams and occasionally getting stuck on the middle floor.
“Hey, Driver” Greg said, “I thought you were going to talk to somebody about this music.”
“I tried,” Mike answered, “Why don’t YOU try. She goes to YOUR school.”
“Who?” Greg asked.
“Edna Jackson,” Mike answered.
Edna enjoyed watching naked young men talk about her.
“Oh” Greg said, “No thanks. She scares me.”
Edna was nudged again as she suppressed a giggle.
@I SCARE him? A BIG boy like him. That’s rich,” Edna thought, “Hmm, if I scare him, what could I scare him into doing? Maybe take me out?”
Edna gave Greg the elevator routine with the opera glasses again.
“Yes, I’d like that,” Edna thought, “I’d like THAT a lot.
“Oh, here comes Dolan,” Greg said, “She likes him. Maybe HE can talk to her.”
“Greg knows I like Bobby?” Edna was startled. “Does everyone know? Does Bobby know?”
Edna looked away at the showering male cadets. She was so concerned about the gossip about her and Bobby that she wasn’t enjoying the free show as much as before. She nearly didn’t notice Bobby get into line. Then her trance was broken by a sudden flash of something in her peripheral vision.
Bobby had hung up his towel.
“GASP!” Edna exclaimed almost loud enough for the male cadets to hear.
The three other Fordham girls shot a stern look at Edna. Edna’s jaw had dropped. Now she knew. Bobby’s pubic hair was bright red.
The hair on his head was a non-descript, boring brown. His chest hair was also brown. But his pubic hair was a ... bright ... copper ... RED! It was vivid and intense—like a shiny, new penny!
Edna checked out Bobby’s swinging pendulum.
“Eh, below average,” Edna thought, “But that’s okay. Back to those pubes!”
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