Chapter 252: Eulalie Guidry, 14, Holiday...

Before she left town, Eulalie did two separate radio interviews on Shannon Says

The first was on the topic of the day — the 90-minute feature film.

“Eulalie Guidry. Eulalie Guidry. I must say, you have outdone yourself, young lady. An international film shot right here in Sausalito Mississippi.”

“Shannon, this isn’t about me — it’s a celebration of the Sausalito Spirit. Which, of course, is a tribute to the brave, sexy mothers of our special little corner of the world.”

“What’s the headline, Eulalie, the takeaway?”

“Simple. Every sweet mama who fucks her son will be in the movie. Every single one.”

“With their boys?”

“Of course. But it’s the mothers who made the big decision, and it’s the mothers we will celebrate.”

“Eulalie, I feel sorry for those moms who dithered around. Who never quite did the right thing.”

“Oh, Shannon — it’s not too late.”

“Really? What do they need to do?”

“Just let Darlene Pellerin know you’re ready to take the plunge. She will introduce you to Karisha Washington herself. And that’s it — you’re guaranteed a coveted spot in the movie.”

The second radio interview took place just as Eulalie was leaving to return to Chase Windsor. To work on their next venture.

“Eulalie Guidry. Welcome back. I am honored, Sausalito is honored.”

“A pleasure.”

“First, dear, everyone wants to know how “Son-Fuckers” is going. Are we on schedule?”

“No, actually we aren’t. As you know, Mothership Productions is renowned for the quality of its work-product. Karisha Washington demands the strictest standards in the industry, and she decided to shoot everything from scratch.”

“But Ray-Ray. I mean, he shot hundreds of hours. And none of it is good enough?”

“Quite the contrary — a lot of it was excellent. Particularly the mothers’ orgasms and the cum-on-tongue money shots, But Karisha is a perfectionist. She decided that for consistency’s sake, she’ll start from scratch.”

“My goodness.”

“Now the concept — the general script — hasn’t changed. “Son-Fuckers” will still be a celebration of the Sausalito Spirit. A salute to the sexy, gutsy moms right here in town.”

“I am impressed. And, now that I think about it, it’s an opportunity for all of you son-fuckers out there to look your best again.”

“That’s right. And Karisha will be using Ray-Ray himself to shoot most of the new fuck-scenes, so it will be familiar territory for the girls. And, more time for you fence-sitters to secure a spot in the movie.”

“Excellent. Now a little birdie told me you have an exciting announcement to make.”

“I do, Shannon. Next Wednesday — a week from today — is Sausalito’s first-ever Cunt Day.”

“Oh my, just the name sounds exciting. Tell us — what all is involved in Cunt Day.?”

“Very simple — next Wednesday — the 16th — is an underwear-free day for all the girls in town.”

“I love it! Ladies, free your cunts.”

“That’s right, Shannon. There are only two things to remember — no undies, and wear something white. A tee, a crop top, a skirt — anything white will tell the town that you’re brave and proud and sexy.”

“Pussy Power!”

“Precisely,. Now I know that some of you little girls have conservative mothers who will probably do panty-checks. And that’s fine — we have a workaround. Go to school — and then lose your undies. Each classroom will have white scarves so you can show your independence and your solidarity with your girlfriends.”

“Eulalie, are you concerned that some of the spunky little girls might want to show off a little?”

“I’d be concerned if they didn’t. Fortunately almost everyone has a cell these days.”

“Of course. And, since it’s Cunt Day, what could be more appropriate than sharing cunt-pictures with all your classmates?”

“One caveat, Shannon. A pussy-picture isn’t very sexy unless your face is seen too.”

“Good point. Excellent. Okay, girls, if you want all the boys jacking off to you, be sure your smiling face is up front and personal. Eulalie — anything else we should know about Cunt Day?”

“Yes — Happy Hour drinks at Contrary Mary’s are free to every girl who’s wearing white.”

“Oh my. Eulalie, aren’t you concerned about flashers?”

“Not at all — I’m confident the girls of Sausalito will conduct themselves with the decorum for which they are so justifiably celebrated.”