Chapter 249: Eulalie Guidry, 14, tour guide...

Karisha watched as Eulalie handed Kate a fat office-sized envelop. Kate unwound the string and looked inside. “How much?”

“Ten thousand in hundred dollar bills.”

Karisha said, “One hundred bills.” She and Kate had done the math instantly.

Kate smiled at Eulalie, “What kind of fun am I going to be having?”

“A lot. Teacher Appreciation Week — one hundred bucks for every teacher who posts a blowjob video. One week only.”

“Sure. And you want to see cum on the tongue.”

“Of course. Then it’s Brother Appreciation Day — a hundred dollar bill for each sister’s video — again, cum on the tongue.”

“One day only?”

“That’s right — I want those little girls to feel some time-pressure. I don’t want them mooning around, going back and forth. Suck cock or miss out.”

“Got it.”

“Then next month, I’ll hand over more cash. The City Council is going to declare Sausalito Spirit Day. One hundred bucks for everyone who sends you a blowjob video. Boys and girls, moms, housewives, grannies — whoever.”

Kate smiled, “And Ray-Ray will do a composite.”

“Yep — just a few seconds each — suck, spurt, cum on the tongue. Hundreds of money shots. I want Sausalito to watch all their friends and neighbors in full, public slut-mode.”

Karisha stared at her.

Euclid, “Kate, how’s the Snowball Club coming along?”

“Better than I ever imagined. It’s more than a rite of passage for all those 14-year-old girls. It’s aspirational now — the moms, especially, are talking it up. Encouraging, bragging.”

Kate smiled at Karisha, “If your daughter isn’t sharing cum, there’s something sad, something wrong in that family. It’s ... it’s pervasive now. Teachers, Brownie Scout troop-leaders, even a couple of the Protestant Sunday School teachers are talking about it.”

Karisha just shook her head.

Eulalie, “Are the Sexiest Moms in Town here?”

“Of course — I told them to show up at 10, so they’ll be downstairs.”

“Let’s check them out.”

Karisha was starting to realize that the scope and intensity of the local scene that Eulalie was directing was over her head. She’d known about the Son-Fuckers, but had assumed they were an isolated story. An oasis in a desert of normality.

Eulalie had planned Karisha’s introduction to Sausalito in order to wow the director. To open her eyes to the panoply of possibilities for her film.

The five Sexiest Moms were wearing their traditional pink blazers — by now a well-known symbol around town. There was a collective gasp when they saw Eulalie.

Lisa Doucet said, “My God! We didn’t know you were in town, Miss Eulalie.”

“Just for a couple of days. I wanted to show our visitor what primo pussy looks like. Showtime, girls.”

“Acourse.”

“Sure.”

“Yes ma’am.”

They slipped out of their blazers and stood there placidly for inspection.

Kate said, “Karisha, this is Leslie. Marnie. Sylvie. Chrissy. And this one is the Sexiest Mom, Lisa Doucet.”

Karisha stared, looking from the naked girls to Eulalie, still trying to get her mind around the scene.

Eulalie explained, “They were voted the Sexiest Moms in Town by a panel of experts — six 14-year-olds. Who better to judge the maternal sluttiness factor?”

The girls beamed at the attention, the compliment.

Kate said, “Karisha these are my Goodwill Ambassadors. Everyone in town knows them.”

Eulalie, “Knows and admires them. They represent the very best that enlightened motherhood can be. Good wives, caring moms, and naughty little cunts in bed.”

The girls blushed with pleasure, and nodded happily.

Kate patted Lisa’s pussy, “These girls appear naked at schools, PTA meetings, store openings — they’re Sausalito’s version of the Miss America pageant.”

“My.”

Eulalie, “Chrissy, I’ve been out of touch. What was your latest assignment?”

“Kate invited all the elementary school teachers — at both schools — to a special night at Miss Kitty’s. Everything free — drinks and food.”

Sylvie spoke up, “And the show.”

“Acourse the show. Me an’ Sylvie ate each other. Then Darlene sent four of her motel boys to fuck us.”

Eulalie, “How large an audience did you have?”

Kate answered, “Standing room only. Teachers, custodial staff, administrators, cafeteria workers.”

Eulalie smiled at Karisha, “You’ll meet Darlene Pellerin later — she is Kate’s number-one. And she runs the pussy at Contrary Mary’s, where we’ll have lunch before we head down to the Cajun Bayous.”