So, first, let me tell you, I'm not new to writing. But haven't been at SOL in a long time. I have stories elsewhere, but only a few. When I quit, I quit and pulled everything but a few stories down. Too bad, so sad, but good news: "I'm back, baby. Did ya miss me?" Don't answer that I'm afraid of rejection so much, it blurs vision, sends waves of distress through my body, which come on in... Sorry, that's just a hot flash.
Who am I? Hey, that's a great question.
I'm Kitten Delight, a middle-aged woman with a wicked imagination. I love sexy stories, romantic ones, nasty tales with a twist, and horror. The horror, the horror. I'm not fond of the smell of burnt pancakes in the morning; it reminds me of defeat or my ex.
Anyway, I hope you read what I write. More important than that, I hope you love what I write. And by extension, love me. Is that too creepy?
Yesterday, all my stories weren't so far away. Now they're not gone; I'm longing for yesterday, so I'll be writing away.
Yeah, I'm sort of fucked in the head, but the right way!
All my love,
Kitten
PS: All my love doesn't mean I want to be stalked, kidnapped, raped, and have my throat slit.