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Smilodon: Profile

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I live in the West of England with my wife and numerous children and pets.

I try to tell stories, pure and simple. Don't look here for 'stroke' stories, I can't write that sort of thing very well. On the other hand, if you want to be entertained, give me a try!

For readers from the USA, let me just say that you won't have too much trouble understanding me. My editor is American and he helps iron out any 'Britsh' obscurities that might creep in.

Feedback: Yes Please! The more the merrier. So whether you like my efforts or hate them, let me know. It's the only reward us amateurs get.
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