Forum: Story Ideas

Especially since the emu was female.

Female Emus fight each other to get the male. It's the male, btw, that incubates the eggs and tends to them.

as they may see their owner as their sexual partner."

Not in this case.

That was my point. The owner would be a competitor. Both females.

@Switch Blayde
That was my point. The owner would be a competitor. Both females.

Go re-read awnlee jawking's original post and then come back and explain why that's relevant.

Because there's a male penguin waiting to get in on the action, of course. The OP conveniently forgot to mention that.

bb

The male penguin is going to need a ladder, or maybe access to a loading dock. Penguins are short, emu and human female are much taller.

My money is on the penguin. And the horny females. This *is* an SOL story, right?

bb

You want a sex story about a girl and a dog!!!

;)

AJ

You want a sex story about a girl and a dog!!!

Of course not! A girl and her twelve litter-mates. ;)

Of course not! A girl and her twelve litter-mates. ;)

That just sends chills up my spine.

You don't like the idea of a puppy pile? ;)

AJ

Not sure I would want to be a father if each pregnancy yielded 12 children. A total of 2 or 3 are bad enough. :)

quick edit to claify

How many pregnancies would you tolerate with 2/3 offspring each time? ;)

AJ

would you tolerate with 2/3 offspring each time? ;)

Total = one child per pregnancy for a total of 2 or 3 kids.