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Unwritten rules of Erotica

Charro6 🚫

After reading erotica for many years i seam to have stumbled onto some unwritten rules.

Nudist are all sex crazed sluts that fuck everyone

Submissive are all 24/7 pain slut

Crossdresser are all sissy wanting a big dick (real or strap on)

90% of all cuckold involves black bulls

99% of all cheaters are female

This post was quick and just for fun so any other rules someone else finds feel free to add.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Charro6

Do you think 'erotica' and 'porn' are synonyms?

AJ

joyR 🚫

@Charro6

some unwritten rules.

But now you've written them down…

:)

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫

@joyR

But now you've written them down…

And now that they are documented, they can be challenged, and Cigillhart66 will have to stick around to defend them.

Let the fights begin. :)

StarFleet Carl 🚫

@Charro6

unwritten rules

I think they should have stayed unwritten, because they're not about erotica. More like some kind of weird, domination porn. Have you been watching too much Xhamster?

Dominions Son 🚫

@Charro6

You didn't number them, but using numbers based on order.

1. Does that include male nudists?

2. No

3. I don't read those kinds of stories, so: No Comment.

4. I don't read a lot of stories with cuckolding, but most of the ones I've read fall into two categories: 1. Dad is being cuckolded by his own son. 2. A man is being cuckolded by his own dog.

5. I generally don't read cheating stories, but I've seen plenty of stories with male cheaters (though female cheaters do seem more common).

Switch Blayde 🚫
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@Charro6

The missing ones that jump out at me are:

All women crave other women even if they don't know it, while that's not true for men craving men.

Women get wet at the drop of a hat.

DBActive 🚫

@Charro6

Everyman gets an erection (large) when slow dancing.

Replies:   Rev_Cotton_Mather
Rev_Cotton_Mather 🚫

@DBActive

Who was it who described dancing as the vertical expression of a horizontal activity?

RCM

Replies:   DBActive
DBActive 🚫

@Rev_Cotton_Mather

Baptists aren't allowed to have sex standing up - it might lead to dancing.

Radagast 🚫

@Charro6

Crossdressers are all lumberjacks and they're Ok.

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