@doaftheloaf
Christ, is it too much to ask for a story to be a story instead of just some random fuckfest?
Actually, yes.
Realize where you are. This site allows anyone to post, as long as they comply with the posting rules. That means you will encounter everyone from neophytes, who are just starting, through doyens, who write professionally.
If you want to exclude anyone from writing here, except the ones you "approve of", then I'd cordially invite you to go pound sand. If you want to demand perfection either buy a Premium Account and use the enhanced filter capabilities or BUY a writer's e-book. THEN, as a PAYING customer, you can vote with your money.
For myself, and I'm speaking as one of the writers/reviewers here, I particularly enjoy watching a writer grow in his/her skills. If that means some of their stories/scenes need some work, I'm WAAAAY okay with that because I'm sure they've learned a bit just from writing it.
BTW, I'm not saying that you have to like everything your read. I certainly don't. I have my squicks and hot buttons, but I use the great tools that Laz has provided to exclude them. Easy-peasy.