I liked it. It was humorous, and cute, and had a good hook even without the politics - the Jewish/Irish Female Chinese Chef.
I think that last paragraph was weak. A little too wishy-washy, a little too "don't hate me for this".
Then, I voted on it, and the system said "4.33".
Apparently, the unibomber contingent is alive and well. SOL voters never cease to surprise me in a negative way.