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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

I've always assumed 'cleavage' was a reference to breast size (making an ass of me if not u). But when researching what the gap between the breasts is called, I discovered that's actually the proper meaning of 'cleavage'. Logical if you think about it, like I didn't!

Yet when I searched for images of "impressive cleavage", most of the images showed big boobs that were touching or millimetres apart. So I have to conclude that much of the world is as dumb as me and if I use the term 'cleavage' in a story, at least some readers will assume 'big boobs'.

On the other hand, no SOL stories contain the words "intersternal gap".

Authoring sure ain't easy ;-(

AJ

shinerdrinker ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I find myself often falling back onto preferred nomenclature among the civilized that is... tig ol' bitties.

Gets the same point across and gets the focus properly aimed.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@shinerdrinker

tig ol' bitties

Are you bluedragon? ;-)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 files found for ["tig ol' bitties"]
1 - The Big Tits Club by bluedragon

AJ

red61544 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I always thought that cleavage was the line that was made when clothing pushes the breasts together. The bigger the breast, the more prominent the line; tiny titties, no cleavage at all. Many a life has been lost when a man's head was trapped within that cleavage and he suffocated; but the cadaver always had a smile on its face!

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@red61544

I always thought that cleavage was the line that was made when clothing pushes the breasts together.

I suspect that's the normal interpretation these days.

Many a life has been lost when a man's head was trapped within that cleavage

I suspect that's the attraction of being in the second or third rows in scrums in rugby union ;-)

AJ

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Most people assume big boobs because the bigger the boobs the larger the amount of cleavage on display. However, like most things to do with boobs, it's a matter of relativity (and I don't mean if they're related to you) as what people see is the amount of skin displayed relative to the size of the person. Thus the bigger the cup size the more impressive it is for the majority of people.

However, while the amount of cleavage on display by someone who wears an A cup bra can never be as large as a person who wears a E cup bra, the type of bra and dress can make a C cup bra person seem to have more cleavage than an E cup person wearing a different style of clothing. The key parts of an impressive cleavage is how the clothing holds the breasts up and how the top is cut to show the amount of skin.

palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Just do an image search of

view of decolletage

Dรฉcolletage - is the upper part of a woman's torso, comprising her neck, shoulders, back and chest, that is exposed by the neckline of her clothing.

That should get you the cleavage you are looking for.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

you are looking for

????

I was looking for a term for the gap between breasts.

AJ

Replies:   Remus2  Switch Blayde
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

https://www.etymonline.com/word/cleavage

Originally a geology term. First use as descriptor in this sense circa 1946 time magazine article.

cleavage (n.)

the line formed by a groove between two parts (especially the separation between a woman's breasts);

By definition, it is technically unrelated to size. Yet without the size, there would be insufficient contrast to draw a line. I think you're safe using word as a description of breast size.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

etymonline

That seems to be a much-quoted source but I suspect it's wrong. I found a reference to 'cleavage' in the geological sense in a publication dated 1701.

AJ

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Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

That seems to be a much-quoted source but I suspect it's wrong. I found a reference to 'cleavage' in the geological sense in a publication dated 1701.

You apparently skipped over the first sentence of my post. Here it is again.

Originally a geology term.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

You apparently skipped over the first sentence of my post.

If you read the first two sentences together, it gives the impression that the geology term originated in 1946.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

You apparently skipped over the first sentence of my post.

You apparently didn't read your cite which claims it first appeared in the 1800s. If it was too lazy to get that right, what else might it have got wrong?

Sadly, that date misinformation appears to be widely propagated across the internet.

AJ

Replies:   madnige  Remus2
madnige ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

Playing around with Google's ngram shows occasional usage back to 1500, though I don't know how to dig behind the data to see if these usages are valid and in context.

ETA: following the link gives buttons for this; all seem to be valid but none referencing the female body, at least in the ones I looked at. All the 1700's refererences seem to be geological.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@madnige

All the 1700's refererences seem to be geological.

That was my impression too, although 'geological' would be a broad church encompassing minerology and some aspects of chemistry.

I'm not convinced that the 'breast' meaning of 'cleavage' was suddenly dreamt up in 1946. I'm pretty sure 'cleft' was in use for buttocks well before then, and since 'cleavage' seems to be synonymous, I would expect that to have been in use too. It would have been natural for that to leak over into breast descriptions. I wonder how much pre-1900 erotic literature Google has analysed.

AJ

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Any way you look at it, if the term is used to denote large breast, I believe the reader is going to get the intent correctly.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

if the term is used to denote large breast,

That's not my intention, but I reworked the passage to describe what I want another way. ;-)

AJ

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Sadly, that date misinformation appears to be widely propagated across the internet.

Which was why I didn't date the statement and simply stated it was originally a geology term. I don't believe a misquoted date invalidated the rest of the information.

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

If you read the first two sentences together, it gives the impression that the geology term originated in 1946.

Whenever in doubt, don't search for usage or dictionary definitions, always search for the words etymology.

The usage of "cleavage" (dividing line between) dates to the 1850s, but it's derived from the older cleft (1570s) which resulted from the earlier Proto-Germanic kluftis ('to tear apart').

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

Whenever in doubt, don't search for usage or dictionary definitions, always search for the words etymology.

That's the source that got the first recorded usage of 'cleavage' wrong. Not exactly a sterling reference.

AJ

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

Originally a geology term.

It was never strictly a geological term, as the term refers to any gap or crevasse (although, in most cases, those will be geological).

Thus, a while down the middle of a cake when it splits could also be referred to as its 'cleavage'. Though, a parent describing a cake disaster in such terms would have a difficult time answers all their children's guffaws.

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

By definition, it is technically unrelated to size. Yet without the size, there would be insufficient contrast to draw a line. I think you're safe using word as a description of breast size.

I've always thought of that definition, whether it describes earthquakes, crevasses or breasts. It's not so much 'how impressive is the display' as it's the divide itself. However, the bigger the divide, the clearer the demarking line.

Although, using that definition, a small breasted woman would actually have a 'larger' (i.e. certain wider) than a big breasted gal, whose cleavage is practically non-visible as the breast are squeezed tightly together.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I was looking for a term for the gap between breasts.

From a site in my area that does breast augmentation.

One of the more frequent problems we encounter is the "cleavage gap"- a wide, unattractive spacing between the breasts that becomes very noticeable when wearing a bikini or low-cut top.

Replies:   awnlee jawking  joyR
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

"cleavage gap"

Thank you, that's a bit more intelligible than "intersternal gap".

I disagree about it being unattractive, unless the breasts are almost by the armpits, but I guess it's good for business for a breast augmentation site to claim that. Personally I find two breasts chafing against each other to be unattractive.

AJ

Replies:   Vincent Berg
Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Personally I find two breasts chafing against each other to be unattractive.

Exactly, as a tight dress/bra combo makes it difficult to slip your hand between them to get a sufficient grasp on either one.

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

One of the more frequent problems we encounter is the "cleavage gap"- a wide, unattractive spacing between the breasts that becomes very noticeable when wearing a bikini or low-cut top.

Obviously written by their sales department, who never let facts or reality spoil a gimmick.

samsonjas ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

On the other hand, no SOL stories contain the words "intersternal gap".

This reminds me very strongly of something Emily says to describe her boobs in a recent chapter of Animecon Harem; I just can't think what it is! Must go re-read

Replies:   samsonjas
samsonjas ๐Ÿšซ

@samsonjas

Well its a hard job but someone had to do it! After much research, I have identified the terminology that Emily used:

Emily talks about "inframammary folds" in Animecon Harem.

If that doesn't make you go read that excellent story, nothing will! :)

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samsonjas ๐Ÿšซ

@samsonjas

And the Musketeers Tina story by Danny January mentions "inguinal crease", another underexplored anatomical valley. Brilliant series.

Uther Pendragon ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Cleavage is the space between the breasts.
OTOH, that's the part of the breasts which many respectable women expose. So, noting "an impressive cleavage" means big tits.
I would not use those words, however, if the tits are either totally bare or totally covered.

BTW: For most of the history of the English language, both men and women had one breast apiece. What a woman had on her breast was 2 teats. It still bugs me to read about a woman having "bosoms."

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

From another breast augmentation site:

Cleavage in breast augmentation is the space between the breasts seen in the standing position.

An attractive cleavage is neither too wide nor too narrow when standing out of a supporting bra. Too wide and it not only looks very unnatural, but it is also very unattractive: the 'Tori Spelling look'. Too narrow and again , it not only looks unnatural but there are hygiene issues as well.

I believe the ideal cleavage is about 2 centimetres: no more than 2.5 centimetres and no less than 1.5 centimetres measured in the standing position.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

Cleavage in breast augmentation is the space between the breasts seen in the standing position.

An attractive cleavage is neither too wide nor too narrow when standing out of a supporting bra.

You have not only hit my nail on the head, but it's emerging somewhere in Australia ;-)

AJ

Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

On the other hand, no SOL stories contain the words "intersternal gap"

Fixed that for you....

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

Fixed that for you....

I await with bated breath.... ;-)

AJ

Replies:   Pixy  richardshagrin
Pixy ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

I await with bated breath.... ;-)

Already posted, no waiting needed.

Edit: Though I have just searched for it, and the story it is in, hasn't come up even though the story is there to be read....

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

Though I have just searched for it, and the story it is in, hasn't come up even though the story is there to be read

Lazeez explained that the search functions take a while to assimilate new content.

AJ

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Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Lazeez explained that the search functions take a while to assimilate new content.

Ahhh, right, every day is a school-day. Will just have to wait till it's Borged...

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

Will just have to wait till it's Borged...

I've just 'finished' the story and I'm very aggrieved. It's not fair to create such wonderfully complex characters then leave us hanging. Please write more!

AJ

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Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Duly noted. I have a roadmap for it, it's just finding the time to add to it. I have far too many irons in the fire for my ability. :(

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

bated breath

"Summary: Baited Breath or Bated Breath?
Although the terms "baited" and "bated" sound the same, they have very different meanings. Remember:

As an adjective, baited means "loaded with bait to lure an animal." It is also the past tense of "bait," which can mean either "use a lure" or "taunt."
Bated means "in an anxious or excited way." In modern English, this word only commonly appears in the phrase bated breath.
So if you're talking about waiting excitedly, the correct spelling will be "bated." But in other situations, such as luring an animal or deliberately angering someone, you will need "baited." "

Doesn't discuss debated.
"Debate
Debate is a process that involves formal discourse on a particular topic. In a debate, arguments are put forward for often opposing viewpoints. Debates have historically occurred in public meetings, academic institutions, debate halls, coffeehouses, competitions, and legislative assemblies."

Argon ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

I had a carpet layer working in my office once who, when squatting, also showed a lot of cleavage ๐Ÿคฎ
PS: He was laying a linoleum floor, so was he maybe a floorist?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Argon

when squatting, also showed a lot of cleavage

Most trousers and jeans nowadays seem to be designed for fashion rather than work, and that means low-slung hipster waists. So when wearers bend over, they inevitably look like soliciting US convicts :-(

AJ

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Doesn't discuss debated.

Debated breath: when your breath is SO bad, that everyone has openly debated its complete suckage and utter retchedness, comparing it with various homeless individuals!

Uther Pendragon ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Bated means "in an anxious or excited way."

Never saw that usaage.
"Bated" is probably a contraction of "abated." Te old usage was a "bated sword," which meant a sword with the edge hammered off which was used for training or fencing.
Bated breath" was when you held your breath in in anticipation of the immediate action.

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Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@Uther Pendragon

Bated Breath: Idiom In a nervous and excited state anticipating what will happen. All four definitions of 'bated' refer to reductions of some sort, so 'bated breath' literally means 'holding your breath in excited anticipation'.
1) to reduce the force or intensity of : Restrain
2) to take away : Deduct
3) to lower, especially in amount or expectation
4) to Blunt

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

So if you're talking about waiting excitedly, the correct spelling will be "bated."

Shouldn't that be "'bated" to show the elision of the preceding "mastur"?

AJ

Replies:   Vincent Berg  joyR
Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Shouldn't that be "'bated" to show the elision of the preceding "mastur"?

No, that'd be 'bated, to indicate the missing letters.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

I assume you didn't thoroughly read my post :-(

AJ

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Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I assume you didn't thoroughly read my post

My post was a 'punctuation' thing, rather than joyR's 'masculine thing'. You didn't properly punctuate the comment, so you comment went somewhat awry.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

Again I assume you didn't thoroughly read my post. Examine it character by character.

AJ

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Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Again I assume you didn't thoroughly read my post. Examine it character by character.

Then you'll need to spell it out, as I clearly am not seeing it. An elision is the dropping of a sound or syllable when speaking, but when you show that in a written form, it requires the proper formatting, to indicate that something was removed.

But, if after so many messages, it's clear we're both talking past each other, so forget I ever mentioned a thing, as it was a minor, minor point to begin with and was hardly worth so much effort arguing over!

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

"'bated"

Removing the double quotes from my post leaves 'bated.

AJ

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Shouldn't that be "'bated" to show the elision of the preceding "mastur"?

Obviously this is a 'guy' thing, so please clarify.

Would masturbating a second time be properly called rebating?

Or is that term reserved for the insertion of an item into a purpose created niche of the exact depth to make it 'flush' ?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Obviously this is a 'guy' thing, so please clarify.

????????

Doesn't masturbating make you feel anxious or excited?

AJ

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Bluedragon had a line recently (which I meant to save, about the impressive cleavage created when breaths are 'tightly held together', which seems a misnomer. If cleavage is the space created between the breasts, then the any cleavage between breasts squeezed together would be entirely ... fictional/fantasy? ;)

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

If cleavage is the space created between the breasts, then the any cleavage between breasts squeezed together would be entirely ... fictional/fantasy? ;)

It's the gap between the breasts, how ever wide or narrow, but it isn't visually obvious unless breasts of sufficient size are supported and pushed in at least a little bit.

This doesn't necessarily mean they have to be touching, but even if they are touching, the visual impact is not a mono-boob, but a visually obvious dividing line between the breasts.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cleavage&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOp7vw_N3xAhW5MlkFHXadCUEQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1539&bih=792

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Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

It's the gap between the breasts, how ever wide or narrow, but it isn't visually obvious unless breasts of sufficient size are supported and pushed in at least a little bit.

I beg to differ, as I've spent many a time worshipping the cleavage itself (without ANY focus on the breasts, which naturally occurs before and immediately afterwards). But then, I've NEVER been either a Big Ass or Breast man. I'm not about to complain about someone's natural endowments 'evolving' over time, but I've always been more inclined toward a well-toned athletes smaller, less well-developed physique, their age notwithstanding, as being underaged has nothing to do with a person's overall physique.

However, a brief visit, when crossing over from one 'orb' to another calls for some attention in and of itself, just to prove that you're interested in the 'entire' person, and not just their two isolated nipples!

But then, I've always been a little ... odd that way.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

I beg to differ, as I've spent many a time worshipping the cleavage itself (without ANY focus on the breasts, which naturally occurs before and immediately afterwards).

Let me clarify: outside of the circumstance I outlined, the cleavage is not visually obvious from a distance.

You are talking about up close and personal with the female naked.

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Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Let me clarify: outside of the circumstance I outlined, the cleavage is not visually obvious from a distance.

You are talking about up close and personal with the female naked.

Still, it's those encounters that I'm most focused on describing the cleavage (space between nearby bodies) itself, as with big-breasted gals, you honestly can't see much between those busomy beauties!

By the way, worshipping the 'large empty tracks' is both a fun and playful way of assuming a small-breasted woman that you truly appreciate their smaller size, and aren't merely 'making do till something better comes by'. That's significant for Araolov's latest, not so much for BlueDragon's!

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

The fastest way to a man's heart is through impressive cleavage. A cleaver will do but a hatchet is better.

Replies:   joyR  Vincent Berg
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

The fastest way to a man's heart is through impressive cleavage.

Personally I favour Theodore Roosevelt's version;

"If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

And whilst quoting him, a quote that is extremely relevant for the current US is;

"This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in."

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

And whilst quoting him, a quote that is extremely relevant for the current US is;

"This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in."

I think that demonstrates the futility of soundbites. I can't imagine slave-owning plantation owners felt overly dissatisfied with their lot.

AJ

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I can't imagine slave-owning plantation owners felt overly dissatisfied with their lot.

It is possible that he was't including slaves in the 'us'.

The again, I didn't say it, just quoted it.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

"This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in."

Not exactly helpful when we can't agree on what constitutes a "good place".

Replies:   joyR  awnlee jawking
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Not exactly helpful when we can't agree on what constitutes a "good place".

to sure thee quote is meant to be helpful, true, but not helpful.

The again, could any single sentence actually be helpful several hundred years after it was first spoken?

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

The again, could any single sentence actually be helpful several hundred years after it was first spoken?

I rather doubt that there was enough agreement on what a "good place" was when it was first said for it to have been useful.

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I rather doubt that there was enough agreement on what a "good place" was when it was first said for it to have been useful.

It could be agreed that your 'good place' and my 'good place' are different places within the same landmass...

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

It could be agreed that your 'good place' and my 'good place' are different places within the same landmass...

And that generally doesn't work well with both of those places under one strong national government.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

the I stated 'could be' I should have put it in bold.

Or are you set on the idea that your 'good place' has no room for anyone who does not agree with you?

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@joyR

Or are you set on the idea that your 'good place' has no room for anyone who does not agree with you?

My point is on us not agreeing what a 'good place' looks like, what the attributes are that make it a 'good place'.

If your idea of what a 'good place' is isn't compatible with my idea of what a 'good place' is then under a strong national government (which will necessarily impose one size fits all solutions), at least one of us will necessarily lose.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

If your idea of what a 'good place' is isn't compatible with my idea of what a 'good place' is then under a strong national government (which will necessarily impose one size fits all solutions), at least one of us will necessarily lose.

A strong national government does not need to impose one size fits all solutions, those that try inevitably get replaced.

For all the bitching about the federal government in the US, it has not forced things to a point where every part of the country is the same, the reasons are varied but the current situation is that not every town, county, city etc is a clone of all the rest.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@joyR

A strong national government does not need to impose one size fits all solutions, those that try inevitably get replaced.

If it can't, it isn't strong. If it can, it will eventually. It is not within the nature of those who seek political office to leave well enough alone.

For all the bitching about the federal government in the US, it has not forced things to a point where every part of the country is the same

Yet. The federal government isn't into everything yet, but where they are, they almost always impose one national solution. And the few cases where they don't, they still impose a floor.

The federal government keeps preempting more and more areas that used to be controlled by the states.

Drug laws, A national speed limit that was forced on the states using the cudgel of federal highway funds, National drinking age, Same sex marriage, healthcare.

Now the Democrats want the federal government to set election rules.

Replies:   joyR  helmut_meukel
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

If it can't, it isn't strong.

Yet. The federal government isn't into everything yet,

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

but where they are, they almost always impose one national solution. And the few cases where they don't, they still impose a floor.

helmut_meukel ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

want the federal government to set election rules

As far as federal elections (to Congress and Presidency) are concerned this makes sense. At state level or below it's at least questionable, IMO they should only check those state and local rules for violation of the constitution and then initiate judicial review.

HM.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@helmut_meukel

As far as federal elections (to Congress and Presidency) are concerned this makes sense.

It may make sense to you, but the US Constitution explicitly delegates the elections of the US President and members of Congress to the states.

We don't have a national presidential election, we have 50 state elections.

Actually, for the presidential electors an Senators, the US Constitution doesn't require elections at all, the state legislatures could choose to appoint them themselves.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Not exactly helpful when we can't agree on what constitutes a "good place".

Wasn't 'The Good Place' actually Hell, where people were allocated partners specifically to drive them up the wall?

AJ

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Wasn't 'The Good Place' actually Hell, where people were allocated partners specifically to drive them up the wall?

A quick look at those who are most vocal about heaven is all the evidence you need to work out that Hell is in fact a better destination, therefore a "good place".

Of course neither option is a problem if you don't believe they exist. :)

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Limbo was a pretty good place too, considering all the dancing. Shame the pope abolished it :-(

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Limbo was a pretty good place too, considering all the dancing

Not if you have back problems. :)

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

A cleaver will do but a hatchet is better.

Hatchets haven't been used since the early days of surgery (pre-anesthesia). Nowadays most practitioners use bone saws, as God intended. Of course, that depends on your intent, as either a knife or a simple ice pick are much more easily inserted.

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I was thinking of the Meso-American version of population control.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Two mildly relevant references.

In 'The Story of O' (no, it's got on SOL), a character is described as having a large gap between her breasts as though the author considered it attractive.

In a very silly spy film I watched last weekend, starring Mila Kunis (sorry, can't remember the title), one of the two female lead characters insultingly claimed that another female character 'shaves between her breasts'.

AJ

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

In a very silly spy film I watched last weekend, starring Mila Kunis (sorry, can't remember the title),

Looking at her filmography, probably: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spy_Who_Dumped_Me

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

That's the one.

I watched it to the end so I can't complain, but I'm not sure I'd recommend it.

AJ

Pete Fox ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Good question ... I think cleavage goes along with larger breasts.eg she had amazing cleavage that I noticed looking over her shoulder. An AA cup girl unless she has an amazing push up bra (joking) probably would not find me using the word cleavage.

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