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awnlee jawking 🚫

I'm just mulling over a idea for a story. I'm not qualified to write it properly but I'm hoping to be able to make the story entertaining while glossing over technical details.

I want my protagonist to own a variety of motorbikes, preferably all from a single manufacturer. His first will be a low-powered bike to put-put around the town where he's attending college. Later ones will be a timeless classic powerful enough to hold their own in penis-measuring contests.

Suggestions? Honda perhaps? You're welcome to name individual models and I might even use them if the story ever gets written.

AJ

Keet 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Pick a brand and look it up on Wikipedia. Usually the history of models is listed so you can see if they have the model types required for the story in the correct time setting.

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awnlee jawking 🚫

@Keet

Wikipedia

Wikipedia (spit!) might furnish cited facts (although there are fundamental issues with its citing system) but it won't give me the subjectivism of experienced bikers.

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son  Keet
Dominions Son 🚫

@awnlee jawking

but it won't give me the subjectivism of experienced bikers.

The big motorcycle show/rally in the US is Sturgis.
https://www.sturgismotorcyclerally.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpIbA9Iq_8AIVlCCtBh3EGADHEAAYASAAEgL_i_D_BwE

Keet 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Wikipedia (spit!) might furnish cited facts (although there are fundamental issues with its citing system) but it won't give me the subjectivism of experienced bikers.

True, but it can give a starting point to investigate brands that are possibilities. For subjects like this Wikipedia can be a good starting point, it's not likely to be affected by bias, too much ;)

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Keet

But it's not going to tell me eg

Honda model X, equivalent to 9" penis.
Kawasaki model Y, equivalent to 8.5" penis.
BMW model Z, equivalent to 3" penis.

AJ

Replies:   Keet  StarFleet Carl
Keet 🚫

@awnlee jawking

But it's not going to tell me eg

Honda model X, equivalent to 9" penis.
Kawasaki model Y, equivalent to 8.5" penis.
BMW model Z, equivalent to 3" penis.

For that information you need this forum :D

StarFleet Carl 🚫

@awnlee jawking

BMW model Z, equivalent to 3" penis

My first bike (at age 13) was a Honda CL 125 - actually a street bike that I abused the hell out of as an off road bike.

My Dad's bike was an older RT80 that looked a lot like this bike: BMW Picture

Once I got old enough (meaning, I actually had my license), I got to ride that on some trips. It'd hit 3 digits without any issues, and if you got into an issue on a curve, you'd actually give it power, and the damned thing would stand right up, so it never got laid down.

The K 1200 RS is just a vicious machine - that's why they were police bikes.

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richardshagrin 🚫

@StarFleet Carl

3 digits

Was that over 100 miles an hour or over 100 kilometers an hour?

Dominions Son 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I want my protagonist to own a variety of motorbikes, preferably all from a single manufacturer. His first will be a low-powered bike to put-put around the town where he's attending college. Later ones will be a timeless classic powerful enough to hold their own in penis-measuring contests.

What country is the story going to be set in? That's going to make a difference for what brands are considered "timeless classics"

In the US that would be Harley Davidson, Indian, BMW (quite a few came to the US at the end of WWII) and maybe one or two of the Italian brands.

The "crotch rocket" style racing bikes where the Japanese brands are big are relatively recent. Too recent to be considered classics in the US. The first entry in that category would be a 1984 Kawasaki.

Among real bike enthusiasts in the US anything Japanese from earlier than the 1980s is going to get you laughed at.

A problem you are going to run into for a US based story is that most of the manufacturers for the "timeless classics" don't have low end, low power models.

You could find a Harley that fits the low power put-put description, but you would be looking at a serious antique, 1901-1929 time frame. Their earliest models put gas motors in bicycle frames.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dominions Son

What country is the story going to be set in? That's going to make a difference for what brands are considered "timeless classics"

The country ought to be the USA but, given my limited knowledge of Americana, will probably end up being in the UK or somewhere with a mid-atlantic flavour.

The time is intended to be contemporary, with as much vagueness as possible to stop the story ageing excessively in the next decade or so.

Is it fair to assume that Japanese manufacturers offer their full ranges in the USA?

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son  Keet
Dominions Son 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Is it fair to assume that Japanese manufacturers offer their full ranges in the USA?

Yes.

But again, as far as US motorcycle enthusiasts go, unless you are specifically limiting things to the "crotch rocket" category, nothing from the Japanese motorcycle manufacturers would be considered "timeless classics".

Replies:   Remus2  Grant
Remus2 🚫

@Dominions Son

Japanese motorcycle manufacturers would be considered "timeless classics".

Maybe something like a Goldwing.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@Remus2

Maybe something like a Goldwing.

Maybe, but probably not. The first Goldwing came out in the 1970s.

For hard core US motorcycle enthusiasts, the "classic" period is going to be the end of WWII to the 1960s.

Grant 🚫

@Dominions Son

But again, as far as US motorcycle enthusiasts go, unless you are specifically limiting things to the "crotch rocket" category, nothing from the Japanese motorcycle manufacturers would be considered "timeless classics".

Honda's CT series (in the US they're known as the Honda Trail (followed by engine capacity in cc)) would probably qualify.
Their development from the late 1960's in to the 1970s was apparently due to feedback from the US market at the time.

Produced since 1960, although production did stop for almost a decade, but resumed again last year.

Unfortunately getting one takes more money than it should, and patience. They're pretty much sold as they leave the factory at present.

Keet 🚫

@awnlee jawking

...will probably end up being in the UK...

Then you should look up the Norton motorcycles. Long history and one of the prominent manufacturers in WWII.

StarFleet Carl 🚫

@Dominions Son

Harley Davidson

Just so long as during the appropriate time period, he had a truck following him to pick up the parts that'd fall off.

oyster50 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Harley had a 125 cc two-stroke in the late 60's and early 70's.

The Japanese dominated the small to medium market in the 70's, then attacked the higher end in the early 70's. As the Brits waned. The Germany's were always a niche market.

joyR 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Suggestions? Honda perhaps?

Imported Crap..!!

What's wrong with Triumph..!! Have him wind up riding a Rocket III

:)

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@joyR

Have him wind up riding a Rocket III

Is that a crotch rocket? Will anyone outside the UK have even heard of it?

AJ

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Is that a crotch rocket? Will anyone outside the UK have even heard of it?

Since it has the world's largest production motorcycle engine, with a capacity of 2500cc, I'd say yes, bikers outside the UK have heard about it. They export them worldwide as well.

Not a true crotch rocket, mostly because if size matters to you it's just more, bigger, in size, in power and in comfort. Very distinctive sound too.

Have you guessed I'm a Triumph girl yet?

:)

ps

The vibrations when you open it up are just.... yummy (sigh)

Ladies. You NEED to try it, honest, you're worth it..!!

link

awnlee jawking 🚫

@joyR

Have you guessed I'm a Triumph girl yet?

And they do underwear too IIRC - 'Triumph have the bra for the way you are'.

AJ

Dominions Son 🚫

@joyR

Since it has the world's largest production motorcycle engine

It wouldn't be street legal in the US and never went to production, but someone built a concept motorcycle around the V10 engine from a Dodge Viper.

https://www.allpar.com/threads/the-dodge-tomahawk-concept-motorcycle.228421/

Replies:   Mushroom
Mushroom 🚫

@Dominions Son

It wouldn't be street legal in the US

Don't be so sure. I know of two motorcycles made in the US that had an engine displacement of 2,512cc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadog

It was a home-built affair, and used the Chevy 153ci inline 4 engine. It was 17 feet long, and weighed over a ton and a half.

It was indeed street legal, and the builder-owner drove it cross-country many times, putting over 20,000 miles on it. There are plenty of pictures of the bike in use by the creator, and more recent ones with modern riders giving it a try.

I was long fascinated with it, and even created the original Wikipedia article about it

He also created the "Auto Four", another massive bike with a 1,275cc engine made by Austin-Martin. It was favorably reviewed in several motorcycle magazines of the era, but the creator was killed before he could secure a manufacturer. But he did manage to build 4 of them. And had 2 other designs that he was shopping around that used the 2,400 cc engine from a Chevy Corvair. Those were the Bulldog and Grasshopper.

But his biggest problem was that at that time, no motorcycle companies wanted to make such a massive bike with an engine they had no control over the production of. And car makes had no interest in making motorcycles.

Replies:   joyR  Dominions Son
joyR 🚫

@Mushroom

Don't be so sure. I know of two motorcycles made in the US that had an engine displacement of 2,512cc.

The Triumph Rocket III is available in the USA. Starting from $22,500.00 and yes it is 2,500cc

But I think what DS was referring to as not being legal was the concept motorcycle around the V10 engine from a Dodge Viper.

Not sure why he added that, since it wasn't a production bike or even made by a well known bike manufacturer.

Dominions Son 🚫
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@Mushroom

Don't be so sure. I know of two motorcycles made in the US that had an engine displacement of 2,512cc.

It's not the engine size that makes it not street legal. It's the fact that it has 4 wheels. It was done that way because it's a full block engine and no one could hold it up at a stop with only two wheels.

It says in the article on it I linked to that under US DOT regulations, because it has 4 wheels in stead of 3 it would have to meet car safety standards instead of motorcycle safety standards.

If they'd done it as a trike it would have been fine. but the designer wanted something that would handle like a two wheel motorcycle.

Supposedly by giving it 4 wheels set close together it is more stable at low speeds and will stand unsupported at a full stop but will still handle like a traditional motorcycle at speed.

Replies:   Mushroom
Mushroom 🚫

@Dominions Son

It's not the engine size that makes it not street legal. It's the fact that it has 4 wheels. It was done that way because it's a full block engine and no one could hold it up at a stop with only two wheels.

It says in the article on it I linked to that under US DOT regulations, because it has 4 wheels in stead of 3 it would have to meet car safety standards instead of motorcycle safety standards.

If they'd done it as a trike it would have been fine. but the designer wanted something that would handle like a two wheel motorcycle.

Supposedly by giving it 4 wheels set close together it is more stable at low speeds and will stand unsupported at a full stop but will still handle like a traditional motorcycle at speed.

It was never designed to even be used. It was typical in the vein of "Concept Vehicles". A single one made, and the company never had any intention of ever turning it into a real vehicle.

And yes, 4 wheels is a car, if they are in constant contact with the road. There is a device that can add retractable wheels to motorcycles, that only come down at slow speeds. But as the vehicle operates at all other times on 2 wheels, it is still a motorcycle.

And I already mentioned the Roadog. A ton and a half of motorcycle, over 17 feet long. Wild Bill Gelbke solved that problem by placing hydraulic rams on each corner, which automatically lowered when he came to a stop, and raised up again when he started moving.

His final designs which as I stated he was shopping around were basically cut-down versions of Roadog. Frames made of aircraft aluminum (as he was an aviation engineer), car engines with car transmissions. His lightest prototype was over 1,300 pounds, and a 79 inch wheelbase (over 2 meters). That places them over a foot and a half longer than even the Harley FLH (60 inches).

But yes, 4 wheels is not a motorcycle, that pretty much goes without saying I would think.

However, the designer (Millyard) also made another custom bike, and he was not even the first to do so. Taking an old WWII 9 cylinder radial aircraft engine, he cut two of them off and used that for the engine. At a whopping 5,000cc.

But there have been ones like that done before. I remember one made the exact same way in the 1970's that used to make appearances at bike rally's and shows all the time. I saw it in around 1988, and the owner-builder even admitted that he had yet to make a working transmission for it. It only had a massive chain with only a single gear ratio for propulsion. Every attempt he had done by that point had destroyed the transmission within minutes.

Then you have the legendary "Buickglide" that was often seen in and around LA in the 1970's and early 1980's. Another home made bike, like Gelbke this owner built a frame around a 7,500cc Buick V-8 engine. From what I know not much is known about him. I saw him a few times in the Santa Monica area on the 405 freeway.

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richardshagrin 🚫

@Mushroom

4 wheels is not a motorcycle, that pretty much goes without saying I would think.

A cycle is a pattern that repeats. As an example, the Swarm Cycle available here on SOL, by Thinking Horndog and a whole lot of other authors. A cycle with a motor doesn't have to have four wheels. Even a Bicycle might not have to have exactly 2 wheels. One with training wheels, for example.

Even one ridden by a bisexual might have odd numbers of characteristics. Binomial In linguistics β€” In linguistics Binomial pair, a sequence of two or more words or phrases in the same grammatical category, having some semantic relationship and joined by some syntactic device. Buy Sexual can involve more than two people. Try sexual doesn't have to have three wheels. There might also be a steering wheel.

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Mushroom 🚫

@richardshagrin

Even one ridden by a bisexual might have odd numbers of characteristics.

Sometimes, you can even find a bisexual built for two.

palamedes 🚫

@joyR

Maybe you should take a ride on Lubrican's Babe Bike from his The Babe Bike Blues story. Rite in the story description it says "His hard tail affected her soft tail"

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@palamedes

Maybe you should take a ride on Lubrican's Babe Bike from his The Babe Bike Blues story. Rite in the story description it says "His hard tail affected her soft tail"

I'll add it to my reading queue, thanks.

The thing about the Rocket III is the sheer size, the width requires spreading your thighs wider than other bikes. By scooching forwards it is possible to find the sweet spot where you are sitting comfortably yet pressed against the rounded tank for maximum... Sensation...

Yummy.

You ever noticed how biker girl leathers -never- have anything that might scratch the paint if pressed against it in the -good- places?

:)

Remus2 🚫
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@joyR

They are not alone in offering a 2500cc.

FGR Midalu 2500 V6 made in the Czech republic is a 2500cc as well.

https://newatlas.com/fgr-midalu-2500cc-exotic-luxury-bike/46151/

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@Remus2

They are not alone in offering a 2500cc.

Nope. Not what I stated. The FGR isn't a production bike.

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Remus2 🚫
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@joyR

By that logic, the rocket doesn't make the list either.

https://www.visordown.com/features/top-10s/top-10-biggest-motorcycle-engines-2018

Of course, bikes of that power only serve as faster delivery systems for road kill.

Replies:   Dominions Son  Mushroom  joyR
Dominions Son 🚫

@Remus2

By that logic, the rocket doesn't make the list either.

The article you linked to is a bit out of date (2017) So the Triumph Rocket could be back in production.

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 🚫

@Dominions Son

Try finding one for sale.

Replies:   Dominions Son  joyR
Dominions Son 🚫

@Remus2

https://www.jayspowercenter.com/inventory/2021-triumph-rocket-3-gt-reedsburg-wi-53959-10953403i

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 🚫

@Dominions Son

There was a few that made it to the US. What you quoted was a used one. Where are they being sold new?

Dominions Son 🚫
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@Remus2

. What you quoted was a used one. Where are they being sold new?

No, what I quoted was not a used one. The listing is for a 2021 model with 0 miles on it.

StarFleet Carl 🚫

@Remus2

What you quoted was a used one

In Wisconsin ... at the exact same place that DS posted. Which was a NEW one. Just like THIS one is ...

NEW Triumph Rocket

joyR 🚫

@Remus2

Try finding one for sale.

Easy. Just contact your nearest Triumph dealer.

"Do or do not, there is no try."

Mushroom 🚫

@Remus2

By that logic, the rocket doesn't make the list either.

Kind of a misnomer, as one of the fastest bikes I know of does not even have a very big engine.

The MTT Turbine is considered to be the fastest and most expensive production motorcycle ever made. But it does not use a traditional engine. Instead, they are powered with rebuilt military jet engines from helicopters. One of the most well known owners of this bike is Jay Leno, who regularly showed it off a few decades ago.

joyR 🚫

@Remus2

By that logic, the rocket doesn't make the list either.

Not that I rally care, but it would be helpful if you read stuff first, then comment.

1. The Rocket hasn't been out of production. The article referred to the Euro 4 standard to which the Rocket, and may others, wouldn't meet without modification. All manufactures have to change things in new models to meet new standards.

2. I didn't state it was faster. I only stated it has the largest engine of any production bike. Yes there are bikes with bigger engines, no they are not recognised as 'production' bikes.

3. Linking to an article that contains a 'top ten' most of which are under 2,000cc who a Rocket iii 2,500cc isn't really adding anything. Using a comment about future required changes isn't actually proof of 'no longer in production'.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@joyR

Not that I rally care, but it would be helpful if you read stuff first, then comment.

Give up.

His article was 4 years out of date.

I posted a link to a 2021 Triumph Rocket 3 (0 miles) for sale in Wisconsin and he came back with:

What you quoted was a used one. Where are they being sold new?

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫
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@Dominions Son

Give up.

I was doing my 'good deed' for the day.

:)

But to quote Ron White - "You can't fix stupid."

Ernest Bywater 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I don't know if it's still the case, but Kawasaki used to sell every type of bike from little kid putt-putts to street legal bikes that were suitable to take onto the track and do good in, as well as trail and trial bikes.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Ernest Bywater

Thanks. That's why I'm veering towards a Japanese manufacturer. Don't Yamaha have a similarly broad range?

AJ

Replies:   Ernest Bywater  Kidder74
Ernest Bywater 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Don't Yamaha have a similarly broad range?

I don't know. I know about Kawasaki as in the mid 1970s I worked at a Kawasaka outlet where I saw the full range of machines. I even bought and rode a KH500 which was the powered down version of their 500cc racing bike - they had a 750cc racing bike and the well known Z1 900 racing / street bike.

Kidder74 🚫
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@awnlee jawking

Sure, Yamaha's got the V-Max, which will hold its own in most dick-measuring contests. And the lower-powered V-Star lineup would be something for a beginner to intermediate. Both are more cruiser style than sport bike.

Triumph's got lots of different lineups, too, from cruisers to scramblers to sport.

Probably steer clear of the Italians if you're trying to portray budget-consciousness. Mine is anything but, and definitely not for a beginner.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Ernest Bywater

putt-putt

Your correct spelling is noted. Thank you.

AJ

awnlee jawking 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Am I barking up the wrong tree with the concept of timeless classic?

I was thinking more along the lines of the car industry where mentioning the name Mercedes C-Class or BMW Series 3 will leave readers with a broad impression of what the vehicle looks like without fixing the date by specifying the exact model.

AJ

Replies:   Keet
Keet 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I was thinking more along the lines of the car industry where mentioning the name Mercedes C-Class or BMW Series 3 will leave readers with a broad impression of what the vehicle looks like without fixing the date by specifying the exact model.

Well, that makes the Honda Goldwing a good candidate. In production since 1974, so plenty of versions to choose from if the story requires it for a specific period. It's both modern and a classic with a bigger engine than a lot of European and Japanese cars. It is of course a cruiser type 'car on two wheels', not a crotch rocket. Honda also has a lot of other models to allow a wide range of types: https://www.hotcars.com/best-honda-motorcycles-ranked/.

Replies:   Mushroom
Mushroom 🚫

@Keet

Well, that makes the Honda Goldwing a good candidate.

I agree, and have actually owned 4 of them over the years.

Essentially Honda wanted to make a "big cruising bike" for the US market. They took the horizontal opposed 4 cylinder BMW "Boxer" engine, then added water cooling. And replaced the chain with a shaft drive, like a car. And in over 40 years, the bike itself has changed little.

It went from 1,000cc to 1,100cc, then 1,200cc until it jumped to a 1,500cc and 1,800cc 6 cylinder engine. And what most would assume is the fuel tank is actually the air box and electronics bay. The fuel tank is actually under the seat, and uses a fuel pump.

One of the most comfortable bikes for long distances, and as for decades they were made in the US even most "American Bike" nuts would nod and admit it was a US bike. When I had to have one respoked in 1989, I went to the local Harley dealer to do it. And even he said it was the only Japanese bike he would work on.

And the things have a lot of power. My last one was a 1990 1500, that I used to tow a camping trailer with. I got funny looks all the time when people would pass me cruising at 70 mph and towing a trailer.

And there have been two distinct models of "Silverwings" made as well. The original was a 500cc engine, but with many of the same features and options of the Goldwing (including water cooling). Those were made from 1978-1983.

And in 2007 they brought back the name, but this time for basically an upsized scooter. Freeway legal, Honda even had optional "training wheels" for them for new riders.

Yea, I am somewhat of a bike buff, and could probably give some good suggestions if I knew the time periods being discussed. Many of which are fairly rare today, like the Honda CB750 and CM/CB400. Both came with automatic transmissions.

Replies:   mauidreamer
mauidreamer 🚫

@Mushroom

Picked up a used '78 CX500 in '81, hauled it out to Oahu with me, then had to leave it behind in '86 because of shipping weight limits ...

Mushroom 🚫
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@awnlee jawking

I want my protagonist to own a variety of motorbikes, preferably all from a single manufacturer. His first will be a low-powered bike to put-put around the town where he's attending college. Later ones will be a timeless classic powerful enough to hold their own in penis-measuring contests.

Well, it also depends on the kinds of driving they want to do, as well as the era. Bikes have changed a hell of a lot over the years.

For example, if you want to go to unique you could feature Suzuki. From 1974-1976 they made the RE5, the only commercial motorcycle with a rotary engine. Quite collectable today, it was roughly the same as a 500cc conventional bike. Or another was the GN400, a single piston bike with a 400cc cylinder displacement.

Then moving up, they had the Boulevard-Intruder series, which were largely HD clones.

Another would be Honda. Once again, the lower ones would all depend on era as over the decades motorcycle styles changed a lot. But the venerable Goldwing has been going strong for over 45 years now, and for many years it actually was the best selling American made bike (from 1975-2010 they were all made in Ohio).

But to be of more help, we really need to know what time periods each of these would fall into. Just look at car development over the last 50 years, and realize that motorcycles evolved just as quickly. And the bikes available today are almost nothing like those of 30 years ago.

Hell, we even have bikes with anti-lock brakes and airbags today. And some have had reverse for decades.

red61544 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I want my protagonist to own a variety of motorbikes, preferably all from a single manufacturer

Try Aria motorcycles. They are made in England and anything prior to 1960 is priceless. They've been building bikes since the thirties and have expanded into scooters (Vespa-like), RVs, and protective equipment like helmets.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Aria+motorcycles&t=newext&atb=v253-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.essentialmoto.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FIpothesys_Aria_V12_9.jpeg

markselias11 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Suggestions? Honda perhaps?

Having done my own research for my book Honda is a very good choice. There are lots of videos on YouTube For restoring them and tons of options of all shapes and sizes.

Indian isn't bad either. It's an option I'm using but depending on what you are writing Indian Motorcycle Manufacturing Company ceased to exist after 1953. It was bought out and the name used but it was different.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@markselias11

It was bought out and the name used but it was different.

Indian Motorcycles was relaunched in 2010.

They aren't quite the same, but the styling of the 2021 lineup pays a lot of homage to the mid 20th century Indian Motorcycles.

https://www.indianmotorcycle.com/en-us/

Replies:   markselias11
markselias11 🚫

@Dominions Son

Indian Motorcycles was relaunched in 2010.

Yeah I think it's owned by Polaris now.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@markselias11

Yeah I think it's owned by Polaris now.

That seems to be correct.

Ernest Bywater 🚫

@awnlee jawking

For classic motorcycles most people think in terms of Norton, BSA, Harley Davidson, or Triumph brands.

For common usage in the last 70 years it's more Kawasaki, Honda, Harley Davidson, Suzuki, and BMW.

Replies:   Grant
Grant 🚫
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@Ernest Bywater

For classic motorcycles most people think in terms of Norton, BSA, Harley Davidson, or Triumph brands.

As Ernest says, if you mention Classic bikes, they're what most people will think of.

If you talk of classic Japanese bikes, then they'll think of the 1970's models.

While the Japanese had been making bikes for ages, when people thought of a motorbike they'd think of the brands Ernest mentioned (along with Moto Guzzi & Aprilla, Ducati etc); European & American brands. If they thought of a Japanese bike, it'd be the likes of the Monkey, Super Cub, CT/Trail series. 60-125cc with the odd 185cc model. They did have larger capacity bikes, but they just didn't sell.

The 1970s was when the Japanese got serious about competing with the European & American bikes, and that's when they came up with their 750, 1000 & 1100cc bikes that are considered classics now- bikes with plenty of power, torque & reliability.

Unfortunately as good as the engines were, the chassis, brakes, suspension & tyres were still only good enough for engines that produced a half (or even just a quarter) of the power and torque the new engines were producing (eg Kawasaki's H1 Mark III 500cc 2 stroke that was known as the Widow Maker). But by the end of the decade they had all those other things sorted out as well, and by the mid 80's were the powerhouse of bike manufacturing world wide that they still are today.

palamedes 🚫

@awnlee jawking

non–street legal and could easily fit in any sci-fi or futuristic story or movie.

Dodge Tomahawk

At the top speed of 420 mph, the Dodge Tomahawk is the fastest motorcycle ever produced. Dodge unveiled this ultimate superbike in 2003. According to the reports, Dodge sold only 9 of these motorcycles yet.

Unlike other superbikes, Dodge Tomahawk has four wheels – two front wheels and two rear wheels. Surprisingly, Tomahawk could cross 0 to 60 miles in just 1.5 seconds. Simultaneously, this non–street legal concept vehicle has the same number of tires as a car that keeps the bike form factor otherwise.

8.3 liter, 20-valve, 90Β° V-10 engine
2-speed manual transmission
Maximum power: 500 hp @ 5600 rpm.
Maximum Torque: 712 Nm @ 4200 rpm.
Top speed: 300-420 miles per hour.
Rear brakes: Dual 508 mm 16 piston discs.
Front brakes: single 508 mm 8 piston discs.
Wet weight: 1,500 lbs.

Replies:   Dominions Son  Keet
Dominions Son 🚫

@palamedes

I linked to an article about it above.

It's not street legal because US DOT regulations around motorcycle sets a maximum of 3 wheels. Having 4 wheels the Dodge Tomahawk would have to meet car safety standards. That would be a little difficult. Particularly when you get into things like seat belts and air-bags.

Keet 🚫

@palamedes

At the top speed of 420 mph, the Dodge Tomahawk

That's nice... if it could hold enough gas to get to that speed. One of the technical specifications missing in the list is that it's fuel tank can only hold enough gas to get from gas station to gas station :D

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@Keet

That's nice... if it could hold enough gas to get to that speed. One of the technical specifications missing in the list is that it's fuel tank can only hold enough gas to get from gas station to gas station :D

If you look at the article on it I linked to above, it does list the gas tank size, 3.25 gallons.

What it doesn't list is gas millage for the super-bike.

However, the Dodge Viper V10 lists at 12MPG city / 21MPG Highway. The Tomahawk should do better simply for being lighter.

The Tomahawk is a little under half the weight of a Viper, so as a first pass estimate, double the millage of a Viper.

That would give the Tomahawk a range of 78 to 136 miles on a full tank of gas.

It should have plenty of gas to get to top speed if you just go full throttle out of the gate. Of course, at top speed it will empty the gas tank in around 3 minutes, maybe less.

Mushroom 🚫
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@awnlee jawking

I want my protagonist to own a variety of motorbikes, preferably all from a single manufacturer. His first will be a low-powered bike to put-put around the town where he's attending college. Later ones will be a timeless classic powerful enough to hold their own in penis-measuring contests.

Suggestions?

I can offer many suggestions, as you can see. But I will need more information from you to give a realistic list of bikes to consider.

First, the years this story takes place in. Realistically, the bikes should be no more than about 10 years old to be considered to be "realistic, good condition, and affordable". Unlike cars, bikes do tend to have a much shorter lifespan.

Secondly, the general economic class at each stage of the story. A lower class character might start with a moped like a Puch. Middle class, something like a Honda Rebel, Suzuki GN400, or other entry level bike. Upper classes might just jump straight to a Harley Sportster.

This is like saying "Help me pick a car", but without knowing the era and economics, that is really impossible. As I may be thinking the 1970's or early 1980s and say a Datsun, and you are talking 1930s where it should be a Model T.

And while many people are throwing out a variety of makes and models, the issue is that without knowing the income level of the main character, it might be way out of their price range. For a middle-class college student, a $20,000 bike is really out of the question. As is picking something so rare that only a real wheel-head would even recognize it.

Also, unless you are only wanting to use Honda, you might want to pass on the "single manufacturer". For a "timeless classic", that would likely be some form of cruiser, and then your options are very limited. Largely only to Honda, Harley-Davidson, and BMW for the most mainstream manufacturers. All companies have made cruisers, but many for only a short period of time, and as such they rarely became "classics".

Like the Yamaha Venture Royale, which has come and gone and changed drastically over the decades. Where as from 1975 until 2010 when the design and production was moved to Japan the Goldwing actually changed very little.

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@Mushroom

First, the years this story takes place in. Realistically, the bikes should be no more than about 10 years old to be considered to be "realistic, good condition, and affordable". Unlike cars, bikes do tend to have a much shorter lifespan.

LOL! My BMW R60/5 just turned 48. I use it for my 40-mile commute in the summer. Of course, delivery trucks on the motorway now easily zoom past me, but on a winding mountain road, I still have all the fun an older biker can safely enjoy. If you don't wrap the bike around a lamp post, you can easily keep it alive for decades as long as there are spare parts. That is true even for classic riceburners like the Honda CB750 Four which still has its admirers.
If the story is set in the UK, I would still go for a Triumph, an old Bonneville or Tiger to whet the appetite, and then a switch to the current line-up.

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Mushroom 🚫

@Argon

LOL! My BMW R60/5 just turned 48. I use it for my 40-mile commute in the summer. Of course, delivery trucks on the motorway now easily zoom past me, but on a winding mountain road, I still have all the fun an older biker can safely enjoy. If you don't wrap the bike around a lamp post, you can easily keep it alive for decades as long as there are spare parts. That is true even for classic riceburners like the Honda CB750 Four which still has its admirers.

That is unquestionably true, I have had many bikes last 30+ years.

However, as I said it also depends a lot on the era. Most bikes were not always kept in good condition, especially in the 1980's and before. Being seen as "cheap transportation", we would thrash them, and most after 10-15 years it was obvious they had been hard used.

Torn seats patched with duct tape, scraped and dents all over from being laid down in parking lots or other mishaps, and a great many other things took their toll.

And back in the early 1980's, you could actually get a decent new bike for under $3,000.

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@Mushroom

CB = cheap bike or so went the saying in the early 70's. The last new 450 came our in 74 and replaced with the CB500 in 75.

Torn seats patched with duct tape, scraped and dents all over from being laid down in parking lots or other mishaps, and a great many other things took their toll.

Duct taped seats usually came with not paying attention to what was on your belt.

The Honda CB series would fit the OP request from the late 60's through the mid 80's.

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Mushroom 🚫

@Remus2

Duct taped seats usually came with not paying attention to what was on your belt.

Not always. If you lived in a damp climate, that could degrade the stitching and cause it to pull apart. Also the heat and cold could make the leather or plastic brittle, and cause it to crack for entirely that reason.

Back then, I just kind of accept it that seats rarely lasted for more than 5-10 years. For my GL1000 I even bought a second one, and had it recovered and sitting in the garage and waiting for when the one I was using finally ripped. Then just swap them out, and have the other recovered (my daily use was a bucket seat, while the other was a stock straight seat).

Back then, I literally wore nothing on my belt. Just a simple clip for my keys and that was it.

But I agree with your suggestion, and why I keep asking for time periods this would take place in. More so than cars, the years make a big difference in what bikes I could suggest.

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@Mushroom

And while many people are throwing out a variety of makes and models, the issue is that without knowing the income level of the main character, it might be way out of their price range. For a middle-class college student, a $20,000 bike is really out of the question. As is picking something so rare that only a real wheel-head would even recognize it.

Twenty grand in college was definitely out of my reach. Especially when paying for college with no loans on my own. For me at the time it was Honda motorcycles. Cheap and reliable being keywords.

ETA: I still have the Honda CB450 I rode in college. Still safe and reliable to this day.

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Mushroom 🚫

@Remus2

Twenty grand in college was definitely out of my reach. Especially when paying for college with no loans on my own. For me at the time it was Honda motorcycles. Cheap and reliable being keywords.

My first "real bike" was a Suzuki GN400 I bought in 1984 for about $1,000. I damned near drove it to death over a period of 3 years. Many tips from LA to Mexico with buddies on the back, easily 2,000 miles a month on it and more.

But it was a great starter bike. Could hit 65 so freeways in the 55 speed limit era were still safe, and it had things no ever bike I owned had. Like actual lights on the cluster to show what gear I was in. A great feature for a new rider learning how to work a 1 down and 4 up transmission.

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@Mushroom

The fastest CB series bike I owned/own was the CBX inline 6 cylinder. It was no slouch when compared to other superbikes but in the era you specified, the Suzuki variants were recognized as the fastest. My 450 was the get around town bike, but any long trip was the CBX. Mainly for the comfort of the larger bike.
I would occasionally trade off with the electra glide depending on where I was going. In that time frame, showing up at Sturgis on a Honda was an invitation for trouble.

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@awnlee jawking

Am reminded: there are two bikes in my garage, vintage. One is the Honda Silverwing, the cross-wise 500cc V-twin on a Goldwing frame, shaft drive, air suspension. I put 20,000 miles on it, and made a trip carrying wife & camp bags from Idaho to Chicago & back. 1982 model. Other bike is a Honda Trail 90. Got it in a trade years ago. Wish there were good homes for 'em as I'm too old now.

The Silverwing was an awesome machine in its own right. The twin engine was more like a piston turbine, geared to very high rpm's. Typical was doing highway speed with 6-7K revs on the tach. It whined along hour after hour, no problem. The Goldwing frame, long and well-suspended with the lighter engine was ideal for winding Idaho river canyons on narrow, twisting highways. The bike was a dream using counter-steering, with palm-pressure on the grip to 'push' into a sharp turn, then 'lifting' with the same hand to roll out of the turn, and with the opposite hand to 'push' down on the other side to veer and roll into the opposite turn. Only works at 30-35 mph or more. Gyroscopic effect using front wheel. Gives total control. Sit upright, roll with the bike.

Grooved pavement, grated bridge decks: relax grip, let the bar vibrate like crazy but the wheel will track just fine. Don't panic and try to hold the bar; that way lies trouble.

Baker, OR: the afternoon a bumblebee rode slipstream over the windscreen into my helmet. Another trip: Baker, OR: thunderstorm cloudburst so heavy I had to stop on edge of freeway, tilt full-face helmet down to breathe. Felt like drowning. Or the day, crossing E OR desert, passing a car, driver veered across center line and tried to sideswipe me off the two-lane highway. Carrying wife at the time. 500cc engine had enough power to scoot ahead, evade his front fender.

Day trip on rural road, southern Idaho: came around blind curve to confront old car backed out of driveway blocking the road. Wife on back. Laid rubber on that one. Silverwing had great disc brake on front wheel.

Memories of an old man.

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