Ill start;
You heard of Elf on a Shelf, now here is Bimbo on a Dildo
Bimbo on a Dildo
Bimbo on a BoB is better.
considering the season try: Gnome for the Holidays or I'll be Homo for Christmas
Mad scientist attempts to use genetic engineering to make flying reindeer.
Elf on a GELF
"The Twelve Nights of Christmas"
On the first night of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...