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George Washington always told the truth

PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

If George Washington always told the truth, what was his answer when his wife asked him, "Do I look fat in this dress?"

CB ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

"Why yes my dear. You look absolutely plump"

"Oh thank you George! I've been so struggling to gain weight"

or...was fat no longer a sign of success and prosperity by that time period?

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@PotomacBob

No (not said, you'd look just as fat naked.)

The correct and honest, but never said, answer to "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?" is "No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat."

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

The correct and honest, but never said, answer to "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?" is "No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat."

Ok, so you guys have a death wish... So why not use the more dangerous answer? "Darling, you can't blame the jeans..."

:)

Replies:   Dominions Son  karactr
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Ok, so you guys have a death wish...

What part of "but never said" did you not understand. :)

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

What part of "but never said" did you not understand. :)

Death comes to those who look guilty, not saying what you are thinking isn't gonna get you off the hook...!! We can tell...!!

:)

Replies:   karactr
karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

I think the key point here, joy, is...Don't ask questions you really don't want the answer to.

Replies:   joyR  Dominions Son
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

I think the key point here, joy, is...Don't ask questions you really don't want the answer to.

Who said I didn't want the answer?

Not because I enjoy. Seeing a guy squirm, well ok, maybe I do, but mostly because if a guy can't tell me the truth about such a minor thing. I know he'll lie about bigger things, if given the chance.

Replies:   REP
REP ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Then there is:

Yes Dear. Don't buy them.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

I think the key point here, joy, is...Don't ask questions you really don't want the answer to.

And especially don't ask questions you don't want an honest answer to.

karactr ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

so you guys have a death wish...

Yes. The little death. As often as possible.

Are women any different?

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

If George Washington always told the truth

He had to choose 'truth'. When he chose 'dare', he ended up chopping down a cherry tree.

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

He had to choose 'truth'. When he chose 'dare', he ended up chopping down a cherry tree.

The story got mangled in the re-telling. As a result of a game of truth or dare cone too far, he "chopped down" his cousin Tree's* cherry.

ETA: Tree was a nickname. Her real name was Ashley and she was very tall, so everyone called her Tree.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

If George Washington always told the truth, what was his answer when his wife asked him, "Do I look fat in this dress?"

Dear, you look like the same ravishing woman to me in that dress that you do out of it.

Also, keep in mind that Rubenesque women were, in that time frame, considered to be much more attractive than thin women. It was considered a sign of affluence and wealth. It's our modern age that considers women who look almost like refugees from a concentration camp to be sexy. (Well, some of them. Not going there with the thicc bottomed Lardassian women, because that's NOT sexy to me.)

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

It's our modern age that considers women who look almost like refugees from a concentration camp to be sexy.

Not every man in the modern age thinks the crack whore look is sexy.

The curves still need to go the right directions, but I prefer a woman with some meat on her bones.

Replies:   bk69
bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Crack whore = not sexy

Heroin junky = maybe sexy

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

Wouldn't a 'crack whore' be a lesbian prostitute who loves her job?

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Wouldn't a 'crack whore' be a lesbian prostitute who loves her job?

That would make every regular 'John' a crack whore...

Replies:   bk69
bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

No. Just crackheads. Crack whores get paid.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

No. Just crackheads. Crack whores get paid.

Not all whores get paid, some pay for their 'fix'.

Attention whore, Publicity whore, Fashion whore etc.

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Attention whore, Publicity whore, Fashion whore

Three descriptions, one last name - Kardashian.

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