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PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

I just received an ad from a cooking magazine, saying here are six recipes for donuts to help you cope with the pandemic.

Replies:   Vincent Berg  joyR
Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

I like that better than Pat Roberts saying the only ones to survive will be those following his version of Christianity!

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

For some reason, your comment had me thinking of the televangelist Pat Robertson rather than the Senator.

I was going to say that his version of Christianity, was anyone who sends him money.

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

For some reason, your comment had me thinking of the televangelist Pat Robertson rather than the Senator.

Sorry, I wasn't referring to the Senator, but to Robertson. (As usual, I'm too lazy to research the correct names in these quick, spontaneous replies.) :(

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Vincent Berg

Sorry, I wasn't referring to the Senator, but to Robertson.

Yeah, I was just about to pull the trigger when I googled the name and got back a Senator rather than a televangelist.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I was just about to pull the trigger

An entirely appropriate response to either one of them.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I was going to say that his version of Christianity, was anyone who sends him money.

Today it would be toilet paper.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

Today it would be toilet paper.

Robertson is one of the prosperity preachers. Send him money and he will bless you so you get your money back ten fold.

Today, if you send him just $100 he will send you a blessing so that your toilet paper roll will never run out.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

if you send him just $100 he will send you a blessing so that your toilet paper roll will never run out.

He's full of shit (pun intended)

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

He's full of shit

Technically, everyone is full of shit. This is why the world needs assholes.

Replies:   Vincent Berg
Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ
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@Dominions Son

Technically, everyone is full of shit. This is why the world needs assholes.

Tell me about it, after giving up on the various psychiatric drugs (I'd played with them long enough), I learned that they'd effectively killed off most of my gastrointestinal microbes. Between the week-long constipation, followed by the runs, my body was no longer extracting nutrients from what I was eating.

Undergoing an extensive 'reseeding' strategy (a combination of vitamin supplements and LOTS of Kombucha), I've finally licked that issue, though it's not having any effect on my chronic insomnia.

But enough with my talking' shit. Let's get back to talking about our impending deaths! ;)

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Today, if you send him just $100 he will send you a blessing so that your toilet paper roll will never run out.

Not quite, 'If you truly believe, then you won't have quite so many shit storms!' ;)

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

I just received an ad from a cooking magazine, saying here are six recipes for donuts to help you cope with the pandemic.

Ok, so, follow the recipe for making ring doughnuts, wait until they cool then slide one over your dick, dust with icing sugar and hey presto, a mobile glory hole that'll attract any ladies with a sweet tooth.

Yes, I know you're on lockdown but when it's lifted us girls will be just as eager to sate our frustrations as you guys are sure to be. Hell, you could probably skip the icing sugar...

:)

Replies:   garymrssn
garymrssn ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Yes, I know you're on lockdown but when it's lifted us girls will be just as eager to sate our frustrations as you guys are sure to be. Hell, you could probably skip the icing sugar...

Yep, the news has been posting rumors of baby booms and increased divorces because of the lockdowns.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@garymrssn

Yep, the news has been posting rumors of baby booms and increased divorces because of the lockdowns.

Government sources have confirmed that disposable nappies are an effective alternative if face masks are unavailable. However, due to their design properties they render politicians mute...

:)

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Government sources have confirmed that disposable nappies are an effective alternative if face masks are unavailable.

Would vacuum cleaner filters be any good?

AJ

Replies:   garymrssn  joyR
garymrssn ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Would vacuum cleaner filters be any good?

Nah, they really suck.
;)

Replies:   samuelmichaels
samuelmichaels ๐Ÿšซ

@garymrssn

Nah, they really suck.

Well, that blows...

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Would vacuum cleaner filters be any good?

Why would you need to clean a vacuum..??

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Why would you need to clean a vacuum..??

Industrial size vacuums / dust collectors. In my woodshop, I had a dust collector that used a furnace filter. Shop vacs, if you don't have the collection bag, are liable to send the dust back into the air.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

Shop vacs, if you don't have the collection bag, are liable to send the dust back into the air.

I thought modern HEPA filters were supposed to stop that.

AJ

Replies:   REP
REP ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

The typical shop vac does not have a HEPA filter.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

The typical shop vac does not have a HEPA filter.

That surprises me.

Mine was a budget buy over 10 years ago and it has a HEPA filter.

AJ

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

I think you missed Joy's point. A vacuum is by definition, space empty of everything, even gases.

A vacuum is a clean as it's possible to get. Cleaning it seems pointless.

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I think you missed Joy's point. A vacuum is by definition, space empty of everything, even gases.

A vacuum is a clean as it's possible to get. Cleaning it seems pointless.

As the vacuum of space isn't even a true vacuum - due to various dust particles ranging in size from nanometers in size all the way to planets ... as well as other gases and such - it could use cleaning as well.

Even trying to create a vacuum in a chamber is never completely empty. We can get close - real close - but never a complete vacuum.

Replies:   Vincent Berg
Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

As the vacuum of space isn't even a true vacuum - due to various dust particles ranging in size from nanometers in size all the way to planets ... as well as other gases and such - it could use cleaning as well.

And nowadays, with all the satellites being put into orbit, we can no longer even see how dirty it is (kind of like burying the dust bunnies under piles of old magazines). If anything, we need to pull the plug on all these new launches!

Vincent Berg ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

Shop vacs, if you don't have the collection bag, are liable to send the dust back into the air.

Especially if you DON'T clean them routinely!

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

Elon Musk should hook up with James Dyson to create a launchable vaccuum cleaner that cleans up the Lagrange Points.
They could call it the Dyson Sphere.

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

I am new to having health insurance even though I am 58 and when I was shopping they all mentioned a thing called a coverage gap for meds where your co-pays sky-rocket. I found it funny they all called it falling in the Donut Hole.

As for prosperity preachers there is Peter Popoff who asks you to send him a one dollar bill and he will bless it and send it back all for a small "Love Gift" of $20.

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