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Not exactly a bug report, so here will have to do.

joyR
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I noticed something last night that is either new, or simple never registered in my mind before.

Lazeez has invented a time machine..!!

No, seriously..!! I have proof..

Extract from the 'stream'

Author blog entry by rlfj : For those curious, I am still alive

Posted: 02/02/2019, 02:33:50

Extract from the 'Blog Entries' page

rlfj For those curious, I am still alive

2019-02-01 09:33 pm (Posted)

2019-02-01 09:37 pm (Revised)

Proof positive that Lazeez has invented a time machine..!!

These are not unique, if you compare any blog entry or story post you are likely to find a time difference exists between the 'stream' and the page list.

Ok, so why the difference..?? I kind of appreciate being shown the relative times in my time zone but why bother if its isn't carried across to every list?

Does to take extra bandwidth / processing time etc..?? If so surely the issue will increase as stories are added and membership increases the number of downloads.?

Or is there another logical explanation?

Yes..!!

At the time of writing this, you pick which time, there are 43,450 stories available on this site, that means Lazeez has moderated more than six stories a day, every single day for over eighteen and a half years...

So maybe the five hours gives him a chance to... Well... You know... Relax....??

Other possibilities welcomed, even the truth, if you must...

AmigaClone

I suspect the times posted in the stream is related to the reader's local time, whereas the time posted in the Blog is the time where the SOL server is - Eastern Standard Time.

Replies:   joyR
joyR

@AmigaClone

Spoil my Saturday morning fun with boring logic, why don't you..??!!

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater

@joyR

Spoil my Saturday morning


A.M. Sunday here!

Replies:   StarFleet Carl  REP
StarFleet Carl

@Ernest Bywater

A.M. Sunday here!


What are the winning lottery numbers here tonight, since to you Saturday is yesterday? :)

Replies:   joyR
joyR

@StarFleet Carl

What are the winning lottery numbers here tonight, since to you Saturday is yesterday? :)


Please Ernest darling... Please don't tell the bad man the numbers... He is nothing but a freebooter, a cad and a scoundrel of the first water...

Also, he never offered to share..!!

REP
Updated:

@Ernest Bywater


A.M. Sunday here!


Ahh! Those of us in the US are in your past. Proof of joyR's claim the Lazeez created a time machine and it affects our entire continent. :)

Lazeez Jiddan (Webmaster)

@joyR

Ooops, none of you were supposed to have access to the time machine.

Dangerous access to Time Machine removed.

karactr
Updated:

Sorry, still have access. According to mpn3000, the gravitons are working in my favor.

Give it up Laz, you are being mind controlled.

Mwahahaha.

(the extra "ha" is there for especial impact)

Edit: Oh yeah, give me all your pennies.

Replies:   joyR
joyR

@karactr

Give it up Laz, you are being mind controlled.


Silly boy..!! Lazeez eats cheerios and shits better binary code* than anyone else in the universe..!!

Besides, is anyone insane enough to voluntarily enter his mind..??

*To the nitpickers, he revolves some before swallowing. Look at a cheerios side on, it's a 1. So there..!!

Replies:   karactr
karactr
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@joyR

So, 10+10=100? Gravitons ignore math.

Any who, his mind can't be worse than mine. Equal, maybe, but not worse.

And I prefer Cocoa Puffs. Their symbolism is just perfect.

Edit for typo.

Replies:   Keet
Keet

@karactr

So, 10+10=100? Gravitons ignore math.

There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't ;)

doctor_wing_nut

I need more coffee to thoroughly absorb all the implications of this thread.

karactr

Ty for channeling Lazlo. You hear that Lazlo? Either continue Mothers and Daughters and The Donaldsons or I will revolt!

Not much of a threat, I know, but it's something.

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
karactr
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How do I delete a double post?

I am sooooo embarrassed.

Replies:   joyR
joyR

@karactr

I am sooooo embarrassed.


It's Karma for your comment about nuns in the other thread. *evil grin*

Ernest Bywater

@karactr

I will revolt!


A waste of electrons, we already know how revolting you are.

Replies:   joyR
joyR

@Ernest Bywater

A waste of electrons, we already know how revolting you are.

We do..?? Oh, Umm yes.. We do..!!

Except I thought "revolting" was what added $2,000 to the service charge for a Tesla

karactr

I should really try to remember not to post while drinking. :(

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking

@karactr

I should really try to remember not to post while drinking.


Yes, it's really embarrassing when you force the envelope into your mouth while pouring the champagne into the postbox. ;)

AJ

Replies:   joyR  Dominions Son
joyR

@awnlee jawking

Yes, it's really embarrassing when you force the envelope into your mouth while pouring the champagne into the postbox. ;)


Lightweight...!!!

You've never sobered up so fast as when you realise you just posted your 'moist' knickers to your mother and the ink on your letter to her is even then staining your labia royal blue...

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking

@joyR

you just posted your 'moist' knickers to your mother and the ink on your letter to her is even then staining your labia royal blue...


Funny you should mention that, because only last week ... ;)

AJ

Dominions Son

@awnlee jawking

Yes, it's really embarrassing when you force the envelope into your mouth while pouring the champagne into the postbox


Way back in days before soda came in plastic bottles or cans, when I was a kid, we were having hotdogs for dinner and my mom poured coke on her hotdog and tried to drink the catsup.

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