I was in WalMart the other day to pick up some Earl Grey tea, my favorite, and as I was looking at the different brands I noticed a box labeled "Organic Mother's Milk". Once I got over the strangeness of the fact that it was even there, I got to wondering. How is it organic, exactly? Did the mothers graze in pesticide free pastures?
All right, all you fetish writers, you know there's a story in there somewhere. Off you go.
Just another musing from a fat old man,