In researching marital aids for a new story, I ran across this ad copy for "The Perfect Marital Aid Prosthetic Penis":
The Perfect Marital Aid for most people is realistically sized
Overall length is 6" with an outer diameter of 1.675" and 1.125" inner diameter
(It's on Amazon here.)
No one wants to be a killjoy, so feel free to continue with whatever cock size suits your story, but the marketers have spoken.
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I doubt a guy wouldn't need a Marital Aid if he had a cock 9 inches long and 3 inches in diameter. :)
I doubt a guy wouldn't need a Marital Aid if he had a cock 9 inches long and 3 inches in diameter. :)
Well, it would be useless for me. Mine is bigger than the device is. ;)
Of course, I know I'm above average, although I do admit I got a good laugh in a couple stories when someone who had a clue did one of "those stories" where they boost their penis size, and they gave dimensions. Where the end result had me going "Huh, he made it about the same size as mine is."
Being the internet, no I won't say what "my dimensions" are, other than bigger than that aid, and smaller than many/most of the more notorious male porn stars. (That and people would just roll their eyes anyway and likely either go "yeah, right" or demand proof, which I won't provide.)
That and people would just roll their eyes anyway and likely either go "yeah, right" or demand proof, which I won't provide.
In keeping with the SOL motif:
You want proof? Bend over, and I'll give you all the proof you can stand! ;D
I can see you've been studying that semenal work by Dale Cuntegie, How to Lose Friends and Irritate People.
Please send it back to @DS.
I can see you've been studying that semenal work by Dale Cuntegie, How to Lose Friends and Irritate People.
Please send it back to @DS.
I'm not sure who I irritated with that. Other than the people insecure about their size? Sexual satisfaction is about a bit more than "Tab A into Slot B" with extra emphasis on the size of "Tab A" somehow being beneficial. Of course, I guess that falls into the domain of the cunning linguist, right? Or at least, the people with longer than normal tongues. ;)
As awnlee jawking mentioned, it can present sexual problems of its own once you cross a certain line. Which isn't to mention the challenge that can sometimes be had finding a set of pants with a comfortable crotch, considering most off-the rack pants are tailored for "average dimensions." So the "little ones" get their unknowing revenge in other ways.
Edited:
That is based on what is generally considered average size.
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
Average is no more realistic than anything else within the bounds of human variation.
However, a guy with a micro penis wouldn't make for a very good sex story and why even mention penis size in a no-sex story.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
13.5 inches. Circumference is not mentioned.
There are articles on-line about a guy with an 18 inch penis.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-worlds-longest-penis-weighed-6389994
However a number of the articles I found on him mention that he used weights to stretch his penis as a teenager. I'd say he overdid it more than just a bit.
a guy with a micro penis wouldn't make for a very good sex story
Not necessarily. Have you read AJ's And a Half?
AJ's And a Half?
Part of it, I didn't think that much of it.
In any case, 3.5" doesn't qualify as a micropenis (under 7cm or 2.75")
Given your reading preferences, I have to admit I'm a little surprised you even looked at it. Would a better story description or more complete coding have enabled you to make a better decision? I prefer to be conservative rather than ruin plot twists.
Since I deliberately set out to create what for SOL is a counter-stereotypical protagonist, the story doesn't exactly qualify as mainstream. If readers don't like it, that's fair enough.
The story structure is unusual too. Conflict - tick. Escalation - tick. Crisis - tick. Twist - tick. But that's only the first couple of chapters! The Resolution, which usually shouldn't take up more than a chapter, or 10% of the story, actually fills the rest of the story.
AJ
Given your reading preferences
I wonder what you think you know about my reading preferences?
I have to admit I'm a little surprised you even looked at it. Would a better story description or more complete coding have enabled you to make a better decision?
You previously mentioned the story in a thread talking about the fairy tale code when it was first introduced. I checked the story out on a whim just to see if the fairy tale code actually properly applied.
I wonder what you think you know about my reading preferences?
Apologies if I'm wrong, but I got the impression from somewhere that you prefer science fiction.
AJ
Apologies if I'm wrong, but I got the impression from somewhere that you prefer science fiction.
I am a science fiction fan, but I am not exclusive to it.
I am a science fiction fan, but I am not exclusive to it.
So you are a fan, not a fanatic. But do you have an attic fan?
However, a guy with a micro penis wouldn't make for a very good sex story
I don't know about that. I rather enjoyed 'And a Half' by AJ.
Two guys pissing off the side of a bridge.
"Damn that water is cold," one said.
"And deep," the other replied.
Two guys pissing off the side of a bridge.
"Damn that water is cold," one said.
"And deep," the other replied.
Let's make that three guys.
The third says, "Nice sandy bottom though." :)
The third says, "Nice sandy bottom though."
Never heard the third line. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
@Ross at Play
AJ's And a Half?
@Dominions Son
Part of it, I didn't think that much of it.
In any case, 3.5" doesn't qualify as a micropenis (under 7cm or 2.75")
Does anyone else suspect his penis is a convenient number he found somewhere, And a Half? Has anyone else here ever felt the need to look up that number?
The average length of an adult human vagina is 4" unaroused, 6" aroused (and no, I can't remember the source). The average length of a human rectum is 4" and it doesn't get longer with arousal, but there are techniques which, over time, can be used to enable the insertion of longer objects without causing serious damage.
Three and a half was chosen as possibly being unsatisfactory for an aroused human female vagina and not too big for unprepared anal sex.
Human male and female genitalia have evolved to a plug and socket type standard. In real life, a man longer than six inches is likely to cause pain if he tries to push too deep.
AJ
Three and a half was chosen
My impression was you tried to write a "fairy tale" which had a "happy ending" because the protagonist had an exceptionally small penis. That's quite a challenge; I thought you pulled it off very well.
If I have not been effusive in my praise it is only because my reading preferences would have at least half of the sex scenes cut out.
BTW, I am too old and ugly, and not rich enough to need any anatomy lessons. ;)
my reading preferences would have at least half of the sex scenes cut out
The characters took over and demanded them. IMO they're not detailed enough to turn the story into a stroke story, although I'm not sure whether that's good or bad.
AJ
There's a fabulous line related to that in that great Australia TV show, Underbelly.
A policewoman is listening in on a bug planted in the house of a career criminal whose wife casually says, "I cannot understand the attraction of anal sex. My guess is it hurts like buggery."
The policewoman asks her colleague, "Did she really just say that?"
Broadcast that show in the UK and certain groups would be complaining about the scene being "cultural appropriation" and that it is discriminatory.
(There was apparently a cultural appropriation complaint about the use of the names Tunisian Rice and Jamaican Stew by some students at Cambridge.....Oh for the days when people only went to university if they had an IQ over double figures).
Tunisian Rice and Jamaican Stew
The show was "based on" reality, obviously limited by the fact of how much can you believe of what any career criminal or police officer might tell you.
Those were quite possibly the names that real people were known by.
I accept that cultural appropriation can be a real cause for concern, but can't the professional whingers find an unreal target to complain about? ;)
Do professional whingers understand the difference between Fantasy and Phallusy?
(Before any trolls pick up my spelling, check the prior posts)
Do professional whingers understand the difference between Fantasy and Phallusy?
Before any trolls pick up my spelling, check the prior posts
Great minds think alike!
I have an intentional misspelling of 'semenal' above which no troll has picked up on, yet?
I heard the best ever statement about size many years ago - a guy with a small dick goes off with a professional lady of the night and when he drops his pant she bursts out laughing and says who do you think your going to please with that?
With a self satisfied smirk he points his finger at his chest and says - Me!
And that reminds me of one I heard about a man who marries a ditzy gal. On their wedding night, he opens his robe and asks her "And do you know what this is?" to which she replied "Of course! That's a 'wee-wee'" He snorts and tells her "No dear, from now on you will call this a cock." She gives him a disgusted look and says "I've seen lots of cocks and that is definitely a 'wee-wee'"
And that reminds me of
While in the Air Force, I heard this story about this guy who was walking down the hallway to the latrine. Up ahead of him he heard the sound of something hitting something. When he got there was this guy holding his monster of a cock in both hands and slamming it back and forth against the metal corner of the toilet stall and screaming at his cock.
"What's wrong?"
"This good damn thing is keeping me from getting laid.
"Every time I find a women who is willing to go to bed with me, she takes one look at my cock and screams: There is no way in hell you are going to shove that thing into me."
Oh Good Lord, you definitely need more women around here :).
(With an amused shake of the head)
Oh Good Lord, you definitely need more women around here :).
(With an amused shake of the head)
Sigh. That's been bleeding obvious for a long time. Where is Miss Z now that we need her?
Or perhaps we need more writing and less talking?
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