Is it just me, or does anyone else think the notification for the upcoming Halloween competition is a little passive aggressive?
Don't forget about our upcoming Halloween writing contest. You should participate.
"You should participate..."
Or I'll give the job to someone else..
Or I'll send the boys round...
Or little Timmy starts to lose fingers...
Or I'll tie you up and force you to listen to Rick Astley. On repeat.
Or Mr Hammer here will have a conversation with your kneecaps...