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Rodeodoc 🚫

I confess. I'm a card carrying grammar Nazi. I try to mind my own business but sometimes…. Something arises that punches my button. Two such have arisen lately.

Isle vs aisle. Your subject is not sitting on the isle unless he is on a sandy atoll surrounded by palm trees. He's on the aisle, whether it be on a plane, in a theatre or wandering through a store.

Desert vs dessert. Please. You would want 2 portions of dessert hence the 2 esses.

Thank you for your understanding. I now return you to your regularly scheduled reading.

Dominions Son 🚫

@Rodeodoc

our subject is not sitting on the isle unless he is on a sandy atoll surrounded by palm trees. He's on the aisle, whether it be on a plane, in a theatre or wandering through a store.

Plenty of isles that are not atolls and have neither sand nor palm trees.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleutian_Islands

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dominions Son

Plenty of isles that are not atolls and have neither sand nor palm trees.

The Isle of Man has two sandy beaches and its own type of palm tree, the Manx Palm.

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@awnlee jawking

The Isle of Man has two sandy beaches and its own type of palm tree, the Manx Palm.

Two sandy beaches is a long way from making Isle of Man "a sandy atoll"

The Manx Palm is not native to the Isle of Man, it's an import from New Zealand.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/barbaraelaw/33418449040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyline_australis

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dominions Son

Two sandy beaches is a long way from making Isle of Man "a sandy atoll"

The Manx Palm is not native to the Isle of Man, it's an import from New Zealand.

:-)

AJ

awnlee_jawking 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Desert vs dessert. Please. You would want 2 portions of dessert hence the 2 esses.

118 SOL stories contain "just desserts".

AJ

Replies:   storiesonline_23
storiesonline_23 🚫

@awnlee_jawking

I remember "Just Desserts" as the name of a specialty restaurant in Toronto.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@storiesonline_23

I remember "Just Desserts" as the name of a specialty restaurant in Toronto.

But is it value for money - do customers get their just deserts?

AJ

Replies:   Switch Blayde  DBActive
Switch Blayde 🚫
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@awnlee jawking

But is it value for money - do customers get their just deserts?

In this case "deserts" is related to "deserves" or something like that. I think I read that "just deserts" predates the word "dessert."

DBActive 🚫

@awnlee jawking

From Merriam-Webster:

What to Know
Despite its pronunciation, just deserts, with one s, is the proper spelling for the phrase meaning "the punishment that one deserves." The phrase is even older than dessert, using an older noun version of desert meaning "deserved reward or punishment," which is spelled like the arid land, but pronounced like the sweet treat.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Isle vs aisle.

120 SOL stories contain "down the isle".

AJ

Replies:   Bondi Beach
Bondi Beach 🚫

@awnlee jawking

120 SOL stories contain "down the isle".

The characters went "down the isle" to the red light district. Churches were "up the isle."
~ JBB

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@Bondi Beach

The characters went "down the isle" to the red light district. Churches were "up the isle."

While I'm not on a island, people around here do sometimes use up for north and down for south.

Vonalt 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Then if you resided in Utah, you could add Deseret to the mix. No native palm trees, lots of sand and salt.

Dicrostonyx 🚫
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@Rodeodoc

Note that what you're talking about here isn't actually grammar.

Grammar refers to the actual rules of the language and applies to both spoken and written language equally. There can be deviations or styles in grammar, such as formal versus informal language, but any issue that only applies to spoken or only applies to written isn't grammar.

Mostly your complaints are just spelling. Moreover, since they are homonyms, it's a very clear case of it not being a grammar issue. When aisle and isle are spoken they sound identical in most accents. Also, since both are nouns, they will be used in the same way in a sentence. If someone were to use aisle where they meant I'll that would more closely resemble a grammatical error, although it would still only be spelling.

A grammatical error would be something like: "Charles gave Anne a big, polka-dot, red ball for her birthday." Spoken or written, every native English speaker knows that the adjective order is wrong, even though most won't be able to quote the full rule. Unlike many other grammatical rules, adjective order doesn't change between formal and informal speech.

Replies:   awnlee jawking  Rodeodoc
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

A grammatical error would be something like: "Charles gave Anne a big, polka-dot, red ball for her birthday." Spoken or written, every native English speaker knows that the adjective order is wrong, even though most won't be able to quote the full rule. Unlike many other grammatical rules, adjective order doesn't change between formal and informal speech.

I disagree. Adjective order is advisory and overrulable for eg the purpose of emphasis.

AJ

Switch Blayde 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I disagree. Adjective order is advisory and overrulable for eg the purpose of emphasis.

When I read the sentence it sounded weird but I didn't know why. Then when adjective order was mentioned, I understood why.

It's probably a grammar rule. But like all grammar rules, the author of fiction can purposefully break the rule (like fragmented sentences and, I guess, to emphasize an adjective). But like breaking all rules, it better be clear.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@Switch Blayde

It's probably a grammar rule. But like all grammar rules, the author of fiction can purposefully break the rule

Not just fiction. The normal order can be altered to emphasize a particular adjective even in formal non-fiction writing.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Adjective order is advisory and overrulable for eg the purpose of emphasis.

Google disagrees with me - it sayeth grammar.

However the first four sites I looked at stated there are 7, 8, 9, 10 adjectival positions. So it's not a very well defined rule, even for grammar nazis.

AJ

Replies:   akarge
akarge 🚫

@awnlee jawking

FYI to those who are wondering:

In many languages, attributive adjectives usually occur in a specific order. In general, the adjective order in English can be summarised as: opinion, size, age or shape, colour, origin, material, purpose. Other language authorities, like the Cambridge Dictionary, state that shape precedes rather than follows age.

Per Wikipedia

awnlee jawking 🚫

@akarge

opinion, size, age or shape, colour, origin, material, purpose

Does that count as seven or eight? :-)

AJ

Replies:   akarge
akarge 🚫

@awnlee jawking

If you phrase it as ...age, shape... it is eight items. Age or shape treats that as one item and makes it seven total.

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫

@akarge

Age or shape treats that as one item

They are very different items, so counting them as a single item would be inappropriate.

I interpreted them being listed that way because the order of the two items relative to each other was not clear.

Replies:   akarge
akarge 🚫

@REP

And I was just commenting on the grammar of the sentence.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@akarge

Per Wikipedia (spit!)

Opinion – limiter adjectives (e.g. a real hero, a perfect idiot) and adjectives of subjective measure (e.g. beautiful, interesting) or value (e.g. good, bad, costly)
Size – adjectives denoting physical size (e.g. tiny, big, extensive)
Shape or physical quality – adjectives describing more detailed physical attributes than overall size (e.g. round, sharp, swollen, thin)
Age – adjectives denoting age (e.g. young, old, new, ancient, six-year-old)
Colour – adjectives denoting colour or pattern (e.g. white, black, pale, spotted)
Origin – denominal adjectives denoting source (e.g. Japanese, volcanic, extraterrestrial)
Material – denominal adjectives denoting what something is made of (e.g., woollen, metallic, wooden)
Qualifier/purpose – final limiter, which sometimes forms part of the (compound) noun (e.g., rocking chair, hunting cabin, passenger car, book cover)

The Cambridge Dictionary lists ten types

If we don't want to emphasise any one of the adjectives, the most usual sequence of adjectives is:

1 opinion unusual, lovely, beautiful
2 size big, small, tall
3 physical quality thin, rough, untidy
4 shape round, square, rectangular
5 age young, old, youthful
6 colour blue, red, pink
7 origin Dutch, Japanese, Turkish
8 material metal, wood, plastic
9 type general-purpose, four-sided, U-shaped
10 purpose cleaning, hammering, cooking

AJ

Rodeodoc 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

I would wager one of Kamala's $750 hurricane relief cards that no more than 10% of Americans would know the adjective order was wrong. Based on the resumes I see from new college grads, the study of the English language is not a priority.

Replies:   BlacKnight
BlacKnight 🚫

@Rodeodoc

The Royal Order of Adjectives is a descriptive rule, not a prescriptive one. Most English-speakers aren't even aware that it exists, but follow it instinctively. If you say "the rubber red large ball", people may not be able to tell you why that's wrong, but pretty much everybody will identify that there's something wrong there.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Rodeodoc

Grammar vent

Old men smell of wee. A grandpa vent is surely a higher priority :-)

AJ

irvmull 🚫

@Rodeodoc

There's a new story I started reading, and had to stop.

Jewish, one character is. Talk like Yoda, he does.

Apparently the author is using the "Talk Like Yoda" website to translate this character's dialog into something that the author thinks is the way a Jewish person talks.

All it does is cause the reader to stop, re-read the dialog, and waste time trying to figure out what was said.

Oy Vey!

fohjoffs 🚫

@Rodeodoc

If you want professional work, that was edited and supported by a paying publisher, then go buy a published work.

Lighten up, Francis.

Replies:   rustyken
rustyken 🚫

@fohjoffs

There are even grammar errors in books sold by publishers, so let's cool it.

Replies:   awnlee jawking  fohjoffs
awnlee jawking 🚫

@rustyken

There are even grammar errors in books sold by publishers, so let's cool it.

'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss contains more than its fair share :-(

AJ

fohjoffs 🚫

@rustyken

1. I am not 'cool'. I am a boring geek.
2. Much of what I write is bereft of proper syntax, punctuation, spelling, and of course, good grammar. Most of my stories have been over 8.
3. I seldom see grammar errors in the thousands of books that I have purchased through the years.

Lighten up, Francis.

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