I find this mildly amusing yet disturbing.
(Unfortunately it won't allow me to copy and paste the 'Rules' and list of 'Banned Words/Phrases'.
AJ
I find this mildly amusing yet disturbing.
(Unfortunately it won't allow me to copy and paste the 'Rules' and list of 'Banned Words/Phrases'.
AJ
(exact copy)
Banned words/phrases
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Very
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Due to
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Ongoing
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Hopefully
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Unacceptable
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Equal
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Too many 'I's
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Yourself
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Lot
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Got
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Speculate
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'invest' (in schools etc)
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No longer fit for purpose
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I am pleased to learn
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Meet with
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Ascertain
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Disappointment
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I note/ understand your concerns
Rules
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Organisations are SINGULAR
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All non-titled males - Esq.
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There is no . after Miss or Ms
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M.P.s - no need to write M.P. after their name โ
in body of text
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Male M.P.s (non-privy councillors) - in the โ
address they should have Esq., before M.P. โ
(e.g. Tabias Elwood, Esq., M.P.)
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Double space after fullstops
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No comma after 'and'
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CHECK your work
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Use imperial measurements
ETA: he's an idiot
Thank you!
ETA: he's an idiot
He seems to believe strongly in Victorian values, including the subjugation of women. He probably puts skirts round piano legs and thinks child prostitution is entrepreneurial.
But that's veering dangerously towards politics :(
AJ
ETA: he's an idiot
The person who wrote that would need significant improvement before he would qualify as an idiot.
The person who wrote that would need significant improvement before he would qualify as an idiot.
Whilst I can't fault your opinion, it must be recognised that as with so many things in our current society, idiocy has become PC and 'inclusive', much like the LGBT-ABC-XYZ etc.
Many idiots these days feel more comfortable identifying with morons, cretins and of course amoeba. Unsurprisingly to the rest of us, only the amoeba feel slighted.
The person who wrote that would need significant improvement before he would qualify as an idiot.
No argument from me ;)
โ CHECK your work
It tells a lot if he needs a reminder for this.
โ Use imperial measurements
Forward never, backwards ever!
โ Use imperial measurements
Forward never, backwards ever!
Some imperial measurements are still legal and in common use in the UK eg pints, miles, and it makes sense to use them where applicable eg speed limits, alcohol taxation. But it is absolute stupidity of the highest order to revert to foot-poundels etc.
AJ
... and it makes sense to use them where applicable ...
Only because of the resistance to change to a more logical (and easier) system.
Only because of the resistance to change to a more logical (and easier) system.
You cave men! Using a system based on your fingers and toes for your weights and measures!
At least we Brits (accidentally) got it right some of the time with our eights and sixteens :)
AJ
At least we Brits (accidentally) got it right some of the time with our eights and sixteens :)
Nope eights and sixteens make no sense at all. Now a base 12 system could make some sense, at least for small amounts (dividable by 1, 2, 3, and 4) but overall a decimal system for all units is way more sophisticated. You didn't get it accidentally right, it was an unfortunate accident you got it wrong ;)
You didn't get it accidentally right, it was an unfortunate accident you got it wrong ;)
Actually you can't blame us. (Ok you CAN blame AJ personally) We didn't start the thing, and as evidence I present the following;
12 disciples
12 days of christmas
4 evangelists
8 bits to a byte
8 fluid ounces(US) in a cup
8pints in a gallon(US)
8 tablespoonfuls(US) in a gill
8 furlongs in a mile
The exception would be the ten commandments
BUT
8 angels carry the throne of Allah in heaven
8 gates of heaven
And finally, the absolute proof;
8 is not safe to be said by wizards on the Discworld
12 disciples
12 days of christmas
4 evangelists
...
You can stop there, units based on religion are wrong by design ;)
8 is the only useful number just because it's 2x2x2 (binary system 2=00000010, 2x2=00000100, 2x2x2=00001000, you see the nice shifting of the one?).
Then again, there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary: those who do and those who don't. ;)
You can stop there, units based on religion are wrong by design ;)
I doubt a claim could be made that those units are based on religion. I used them as examples of how many units, not who created them.
Anyone using common sense and logic to create a numbering system is entirely too sensible to create a religion.
Oh and NO, I won't stop there, doing so ignores Discworld..!! :)
Anyone using common sense and logic to create a numbering system is entirely too sensible to create a religion.
I have to agree with that.
Actually almost all 'old' units came from practical usage like walking and body measurements. The inch came from a 'thumb'. The size of a thumb was used as a unit and over time it has been standardized to an inch. A league was originally 'the distance a person can walk in an hour'. An acre was once defined as 'the area of land that can be plowed in one day by one man with one ox'. The furlong was defined as 'the distance a team of oxen could plow without resting'. The 'stone' came from the usage of different stones to measure weight. Unnecessary to say there were great differences between regions. Today most are standardized to current units, either metric, US customary, or Imperial.
Why the UK still uses the stone for body weight is a mystery to me. Do they still weigh people with a balance scale and stones?
Why the UK still uses the stone for body weight is a mystery to me.
Excellent..!! That plan worked then..!! :)
Do they still weigh people with a balance scale and stones?
Stones. No. But there are still balance scales around.
What you don't see now are the 'speak you weight' machines.
A lady gets on and it announces her weight to everyone in hearing.
An entire family of Japanese tourists gets on and it announces 'one at a time'.
An American tourist gets on and it announces 'no coach parties'
Nope eights and sixteens make no sense at all. Now a base 12 system could make some sense, at least for small amounts (dividable by 1, 2, 3, and 4) but overall a decimal system for all units is way more sophisticated.
What number base do the computers use in your universe? Binary is the only sensible, although octal and hexadecimal are useful compromises to satisfy the limited intelligence of humans. :)
(Yes, I saw your smiley but decided to rant anyway)
AJ
What number base do the computers use in your universe? Binary is the only sensible,
That's a two-finger computer typist, right?
What number base do the computers use in your universe? Binary is the only sensible, although octal and hexadecimal are useful compromises to satisfy the limited intelligence of humans. :)
Octal and hexadecimal are just shortcuts of binary for readability, especially hex, as it express a byte as two digits.
Trits (3 values per cell) are at least as good as bits mathematically, and allow for some neat tricks of fuzzy logic.
We here (in Baltic) used nine day weeks before crusaders invaded. Leaving out solstice days as uncounted extras it results in very neat and stable calendar. Three and nine are recurring 'saint' numbers. Then, Greatword belts apparently use binary code...
Trits (3 values per cell) are at least as good as bits mathematically, and allow for some neat tricks of fuzzy logic.
Diverging somewhat, I have significant questionnaire design and analysis experience and a lot of sympathy for 3-valued logic.
I used it for my 'chatting with God' experiment earlier this year. For example, in response to a question about gender, I offer the options male, female and other. 'God' responded with female.
AJ
Surely you mean that a 'Goddess' responded..??
Ignoring the elephant in the room - whether I was actually getting responses from God - technically you're right, but I view 'God' as encompassing all genders, just like 'man' as a shorthand for mankind.
I realise that's a deprecated position in these politically correct times. :(
AJ
I realise that's a deprecated position in these politically correct times. :(
Bugger being PC..!!
I would say the same about the elephant, but even you are not equipped for that...
As for getting responses, I think your answers would originate (I avoided saying come) from one of four sources. Your conscience, your ego, your pride or your heart.
And given those sources, I think it's far more healthy (and honest) to recognise from which source your answers came... Rather than attributing them to someone/thing else which allows you to also shift both responsibility and blame.
I think your answers would originate (I avoided saying come) from one of four sources. Your conscience, your ego, your pride or your heart.
The test was conducted in the glare of a public forum, and although I set the questions (okay, that's a mega-opportunity to introduce bias), I had no say in the answers.
Although I'm no expert, I'm interested in the challenge of telling whether you're getting responses from a sentient entity (the Turing Test somewhat addresses the subject), you're talking to a machine or just getting random responses.
MIST (Minimal Intelligence Signalling Test) is based on binary choices and identifying inconsistencies, but it's closest to the three-valued choices I offered,
If nothing else, when a God-botherer tries to justify themselves by quoting something God 'said' in their sacred text, I can respond with, "Oh no She didn't." :)
Remind me not to visit Italy - in some provinces they're very anti what they consider to be blasphemy.
AJ
Trits (3 values per cell) are at least as good as bits mathematically, and allow for some neat tricks of fuzzy logic.
From a programmer's POV three values per cell are better than only two, but still no optimum. There are the binary values yes/no, on/off, true/false and then squeezed all into the third value: not initialized, unknown, not available, don't care,... which often need definitely different actions.
I know with binary you can work around using additional cells but you can't force others to use and update these additional cell values correctly.
HM.
Binary is the only sensible,
:D I had a sentence after my response that said that actually binary is the best system but decimal is way shorter in writing which makes it more usable. I removed it before posting because I thought it was clear enough ;)
As I remember from as CS course oh-so-many years ago, mathematicians had established that base e (2.71828...) gives the most efficient representation, and a simulation using base 3 (as the closest we can get to base e) showed better efficiency than base 2. But, as a hardware geek, I also have to point out that most modern computers use a bus with signals gated onto it from 'tri-state' devices (0, 1, open) so there's a basis or claiming that computers already use base 3 in the hardware...
with signals gated onto it from 'tri-state' devices (0, 1, open) so there's a basis or claiming that computers already use base 3 in the hardware...
Not true. The bus lines of a computer bus have only 2 states: 0 or 1. There is no basis for a base 3 in the hardware.
What you are being confused by are the three states of the devices used to control the bus. The tri-state devices have 3 output states: (0, 1, and open). The outputs of multiple tri-state devices are connected to a single bus line, so the bus line can be controlled by the input of one of the multiple devices. When the bus is not in use, all of the tri-state devices are placed in their high impedance state (open), and a pull-up (or pull-down) resistor is used to pull the bus line's voltage level to its 0 or 1 state. In the high impedance state the tri-state devices have no effect on the state of the bus line's voltage level. When the bus is being controlled, only one of the tri-state devices is enabled and controlling the bus line at any given instant and the other devices remain in their high impedance state. The device actively controlling the bus line pulls the bus line's voltage level from its inactive voltage level to the voltage level of either its 0 state or its 1 state.
You wrote:
Not true. The bus lines of a computer bus have only 2 states: 0 or 1. There is no basis for a base 3 in the hardware.
but in your last sentence you write:
[...] pulls the bus line's voltage level from its inactive voltage level to the voltage level of either its 0 state or its 1 state.
To me there are three voltage levels of the bus line:
โ inactive
โ 0 state
โ 1 state
HM.
Sorry HM, but a computer doesn't work that way. Bus lines work like a light switch; to the devices reading the bus lines, the lines are either on or off. What you are thinking of as the inactive voltage level is the 0 state voltage level.
A bus line's voltage typically varies between 0 and 5 Vdc. When the voltage is above a specified value, set by the computer's design, the bus line is said to be at the 1 state. At or below that value, the bus line is said to be at the 0 state. I forget the specific voltage level at which the state typically changes, but it is about 2 Vdc.
The bus lines of a computer bus have only 2 states: 0 or 1. There is no basis for a base 3 in the hardware.
Existing hardware maybe, but it shouldn't be impossible to build tri-state hardware. Think of a larger wire based circuit. You have a three position blade switch with one input and two outputs (both form a complete circuit back to the input. The blade can be up leaving both paths open or it can be closed on the left or right path, but with only one blade you can't close both paths at the same time.
To picture this with two binary digits, you have three possible states 00, 01 and 10. 11 is physically impossible.
You are correct that a computer could be designed such that a bus line could have 3 possible states. However, then the computer would be a trinary device, not a binary device.
A trinary device's bus lines would have 3 possible values for each line: 0, 1, and 2. For your binary values, 00 would be 0, 01 would be 1, and 10 would be 2.
I suspect the reason such a computer has not been built is that all of the peripheral devices are designed as binary devices, which are designed to read binary input. Everything associated with computers would have to be redesigned; assuming of course that it is possible to design things like memory devices that can store three logic states as a single bit. Of course you could store the trinary data bit values using 2 binary bits, but that would reduce the data storage capacity of the memory devices by 25%.
A trinary [sic] bus lines would have 3 possible values for each line: 0, 1, and 2
More natural for electronic computation would be *balanced* ternary, in which the digits (trits) are -1, 0, and 1, usually represented with "-", "0", "+". So 1 decimal is + BT, 3 is +0, 9 is +00, -3 is -0, 4 is ++, and 5 is +--.
No need for separate plus and minus signs, since positive and negative are built into the notation.
I started out with madnige's remark about 3 state devices driving 2 state bus lines. I then responded to HM's remark about the bus lines having 3 states, when they only have 2 states.
In the computer architecture, in common use today, the hardware implements 2-state logic. A few 3-state computers have been built, but they are not in common usage.
What you stated above is about how 3-state logic values can be referenced. I referenced the base-3 values that could be associated with the 3 states. Other labels can also be used for those states.
I don't know where you got the terms + BT, +0, +00, -0, ++, and +--. I also don't understand how your 6 terms relate to balanced ternary's 3 values.
I don't know where you got the terms + BT, +0, +00, -0, ++, and +--. I also don't understand how your 6 terms relate to balanced ternary's 3 values.
BT was my shorthand for "Balanced Ternary". Classic ternary notation uses 0, 1, and 2 as its only digits. *Balanced* ternary notation uses -1, 0, and 1 as its digits. Usually, for brevity, a single character is used as a stand-in for -1. When "-" is that standin, it is a common conceit to also use "+" as stand-in for 1. So "+", "+0", "+00", "-0", "++", and "+--" are all numbers in balanced ternary notation. They are, respectively, 1, 3, 9, -3, 4, and 5.
BT => Decimal
-- => -4
-0 => -3
-+ => -2
- => -1
0 => 0
+ => 1
+- => 2
+0 => 3
++ => 4
If you want to know more, google "Balanced Ternary".
I checked a couple of links for balanced ternary, and I can see what you are doing. As Wikipedia said, "Balanced ternary is a non-standard positional numeral system (a balanced form), useful for comparison logic." I'm not sure how useful 3-state comparison logic would be in current computing. I am not sure just how useful such a numbering system would be for expressing numeric values, which is one of the primary uses for today's computers.
Simplifying a 24-bit data bus value to a easier number to write would require the number to be expressed as either an 8-character base-27 number (3 bus lines/character) or a 6-character, base-51 number (4 bus lines/character). For base-16, we currently use 0-9 and A-F as the 16 Hexadecimal characters. We could do something similar for base-27, but base-51 would require the use of additional keyboard characters and symbols or assigning different base-10 values to upper and lower-case alpha characters.
It's more than just comparison logic that benefits:
โข Ternary is more compact than binary
โข Balanced ternary addition and multiplication both have fewer "carries" than their binary or classic ternary equivalents
โข BT subtraction is just addition with the trit-wise complement of the second number
โข BT division is the same algorithm as with binary, but is generally faster because fewer digits are involved.
โข BT never requires wasting a digit as a "sign" (positive/ negative) flag, because plus/ minus is built into the notation.
As for how such a system can be used to express numbers, just read the whole wikipedia article, it's plenty adequate for expressing numeric values, if a bit hard to get used to. In my last message I showed balanced ternary representations of every integer from -4 to +4. Easy-peasy.
As for higher base groupings, balanced heptavintimal (base 27) would be a 3-trit grouping, and would need digits running from -13 to +13. Typography is not as simple as with hexadecimal since you generally want the pairing of positive and negative digits to be intuitive. Something like "right side up" for positive and "upside down" for negative seems like a good solution until you consider obvious candidate digits like 8, 6, 9, B, C, and D.
In any case there are zillions of proposed solutions to this and other "problems" with BT. But it's all LITERALLY academic, since the "balanced ternary machine arithmetic" ship sailed and sank long, long ago.
BTW, the 4-trit base would be base-81, not base-51. And yes, coming up with digits for THAT base would be MUCH more challenging than for base-27.
I agree. 27 x 3 is not 51. Not sure where my mind was.
In general, any number system used by people has to be easy to understand and be easy to work with, otherwise it will not be accepted. That is probably why its ship sank.
.. has to be easy to understand and be easy to work with, otherwise it will not be accepted.
Uhmm, the Imperial System?
As a general rule, what you grow up with is acceptable to you. It takes time and effort for you to adapt to something new, and if it is too difficult to adapt, it is rejected.
In general, any number system used by people has to be easy to understand and be easy to work with, otherwise it will not be accepted. That is probably why its ship sank.
That's one of many reasons the ship sank, another was probably that the most serious implementations were behind closed doors in Soviet Russia, whereas Eckert and Mauchley in the US operated in broad daylight with lots of VC backing.
I doubt, however, that "ease of understanding" was anywhere near the MOST important criterion, or we would all be using 4-bit packed decimal machine arithmetic.
we would all be using 4-bit packed decimal machine arithmetic
It is not about the average user understanding the hardware and software. It's all about our ability to understand what is output and what we need to input to get that output.
It is not about the average user understanding the hardware and software. It's all about our ability to understand what is output and what we need to input to get that output.
In what way is balanced ternary *machine* representation more unsuitable for that purpose than binary machine representation. Both can easily be converted to decimal notation. Both require some training beyond high school math to read and understand in their native form.
It is not about the average user understanding the hardware and software.
Maybe it's about the average 'puter geek NOT understanding the hard and software??
All those geeks faced with girls... No wonder they didn't go for a simple yes/no option. Every scenario they faced involved if/then/maybe/not now/not ever etc.
Not even base 27 can handle "washing my hair tonight"...
What I classify as an average 'puter geek knows very little about hardware and software programming. They know a great deal about how to use the software, and they know a great deal about being hard. You overlooked a few fantasy options such as: absolutely and always. :)
You are correct that a computer could be designed such that a bus line could have 3 possible states. However, then the computer would be a trinary device, not a binary device.
For the software side of computers it's more common to have tri-states. Programming languages (not all) allow value types that are normally not nullable to have a null state. For example an integer would normally be 0 by default when the variable is declared, simply because an integer is a value type that 'always' has a value. Most programming languages allow that the integer variable can be declared as nullable. So a nullable bit could be 0, 1, or null. For some tasks that is an important feature because a null state would tell that the value is not set yet where a 0 or 1 default value could not.
What number base do the computers use in your universe? Binary is the only sensible, although octal and hexadecimal are useful compromises to satisfy the limited intelligence of humans. :)
Well, positive voltage and ground are certainly ONE sensible basis for electronic computation, and that leads to binary arithmetic.
However, another EQUALLY sensible basis would be positive, ground, and NEGATIVE, which would lead to a rather different type of electronic computation. Perhaps BALANCED TERNARY arithmetic is truly the MOST sensible form of electronic arithmetic. Only the laziness of the original digital computer designers prevented us from having that today.
Attn: Jacob Rees-Mogg M.P. Esq.
I note and, I understand your concerns due to the ongoing disappointment you yourself have highlighted. I am pleased to learn this and speculate that due to this ongoing unacceptable situation I have got to meet with you a lot to hopefully highlight the need to 'invest' (in schools etc). I note you ascertain this and, I speculate you are equal to this very situation and hopefully acknowledge you are no longer fit for purpose.
Esq.
You could at least have deprived him of his full stop, to give parity with Ms and Miss ;)
AJ
"Organisations are SINGULAR"
The Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team is an organization and it's plural. "The Ariznona Diamondbacks are not going to win their division."
But he's correct most of the time. "The House of Commons is the lower house of Parliament."
I guess he didn't go to Oxford (the lack of the comma).
But he's correct most of the time.
Haven't we done this to death?
Organisations are singular when considered as an entity but plural when considered as a collection. Your example above is an exception that proves the rule ;)
AJ
Haven't we done this to death?
It's undead now and we haven't done it to true/final death yet. :)
Organisations are singular when considered as an entity but plural when considered as a collection.
His rule is: "Organisations are SINGULAR"
He didn't provide for two cases of organizations โ entity and collection.
entity and collection.
I agree with you. An organization is an entity and it is singular; which is what the rule refers to.
Awnlee's comment about the organization being plural is incorrect. The collective use of an organization's name occurs when a person is referring to the people who make up the organization. It is the unstated reference to people, not the organization, that requires the use of a plural verb.
His rule is: "Organisations are SINGULAR"
He didn't provide for two cases of organizations โ entity and collection.
And that's where I think he's wrong.
Manchester United (the entity) is the richest football club in England.
Manchester United (the collection) are visiting a children's hospital to cheer up the patients.
AJ
Manchester United (the entity) is the richest football club in England.
Arizona Diamondbacks is an entity. As is the Yankees, Dodgers, etc. But they are plural.
You would write: The Yankees are the richest baseball team in the U.S.
Manchester United (the entity) is the richest football club in England.
Again, my grammar sucks.
Is the "is" singular because of the singular "club" rather than the team?
Grammar Girl says this:
Sports team names like Jazz, Thunder, Magic, and Heat sound singular, but most other team names are plural. Style guides generally say to treat all team names as plural even if they sound singular, but if that sounds strange to you, you can refer to the teams by their city name instead.
I apologise for my CRS. To put it bluntly, the terminology I used is a load of Sandra Bullocks.
I think I've worked it out using the countable/uncountable criteria, but I'm going to put my overheated half-braincell into neutral and switch off for the night.
AJ
Here's a quote from an article on Yahoo:
The former UK Defence Secretary has offered more insight into how Iran's Revolutionary Guard corps were able to seize a British oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz last month.
I would have written "was able to".
Did the writer assume "members of" before "Iran's"?
I would have written "was able to".
Did the writer assume "members of" before "Iran's"?
Good questions.
My elderly dead tree dictionary defines 'corps' as 'two or more army divisions', so perhaps in Yahoo's view that necessitates the plural.
Doesn't Yahoo have a style guide? I wonder what that says. I assume a pleb like me won't have access.
Without the word 'corps', I'd write 'was able to' because it passes the 'not reasonably countable' test. But I'm unclear about what 'corps' actually means so I'll stay neutral.
AJ
My elderly dead tree dictionary defines 'corps' as 'two or more army divisions'
So, explain the Marine Corps (0 army divisions).
So, explain the Marine Corps (0 army divisions).
No need, the Marine Corps is NOT the Army. :)
No need, the Marine Corps is NOT the Army. :)
And yet according to AJ:
My elderly dead tree dictionary defines 'corps' as 'two or more army divisions'
By that definition, the Marines can't be a corps. Something there needs explaining.
Awnlee's definition of corps was one of several possible meanings. Another meaning is "a body of people engaged in a particular activity", such as 'the press corps.'
By that definition, the Marines can't be a corps.
My elderly dead-tree dictionary couldn't possibly be wrong, could it!
Although I have to wonder whether American/British differences might be a factor - in my limited experience, Americans use the word 'corps' much more frequently than Brits.
AJ
Americans use the word 'corps' much more frequently than Brits.
Absolutely incorrect.
(The only reason they could be said to use it more is because they have larger numbers)
To my surprise, Ngrams supports you. In British English 2009, 'corps' occurs slightly more frequently than in American English 2009.
My perception was based on UK vs US news broadcasts.
AJ
Marine Corps
There was the girl who wanted nothing to do with the Marines, she was rotten to the Corps, but delightful to the Infantry. And there are other corps than the Marines. Signal Corps, Corps of Engineers, etc. The opposite of any military corps, the Peace Corps.
Without the word 'corps', I'd write 'was able to' because it passes the 'not reasonably countable' test. But I'm unclear about what 'corps' actually means so I'll stay neutral.
The 'ps' is silent in corps, but an algorithm might see the 's' and presume a plural..?
AFAIK there is no plural for corps, when referring to more than one, they should be named.
I guess he didn't go to Oxford (the lack of the comma).
Actually, his comma comment:
โ No comma after 'and'
has nothing to do with the oxford comma. The oxford comma would come before the 'and', not after it.
The oxford comma would come before the 'and', not after it.
I read it as "before." When would you put a comma after the "and"?
When would you put a comma after the "and"?
I have no idea. The guy who wrote that guide isn't even qualified to be a village idiot.
The guy who wrote that guide isn't even qualified to be a village idiot.
You presumably have to sit an exam to qualify as a village idiot.
Which begs the question. Do you become the village idiot because you pass the exam and become qualified, or does it require you fail..??
Do you become the village idiot because you pass the exam and become qualified, or does it require you fail..??
You have to score in a certain range. This guy's score was too low.
This guy's score was too low.
He scores too well on other criteria - he currently has six kids, the most recent named Sixtus.
But being a Catholic overrides any concerns about living in an overcrowded country (we currently have the capability to grow about half the volume of food we need to feed ourselves) on an overcrowded planet.
AJ
Which begs the question. Do you become the village idiot because you pass the exam and become qualified, or does it require you fail..??
He probably couldn't finish the exam thus he's in village idiot's limbo.
He probably couldn't finish the exam thus he's in village idiot's limbo.
Wouldn't he more properly termed an unqualified idiot..??
I have no idea. The guy who wrote that guide isn't even qualified to be a village idiot.
Not so much an idiot, but presumptuous, as he assumes everyone follows his particular style guide (which is rarely the case).
When would you put a comma after the "and"?
When starting a subordinate(?) clause.
We all sat down and, after father had spoken a blessing, started to eat.
AJ
We all sat down and, after father had spoken a blessing, started to eat.
I don't think that's a subordinate clause. In OWL's rules for commas, this s #3:
3. Use a pair of commas in the middle of a sentence to set off clauses, phrases, and words that are not essential to the meaning of the sentence. Use one comma before to indicate the beginning of the pause and one at the end to indicate the end of the pause.
I think that's what it is. You can leave out "after father had spoken a blessing" and the sentence would still make sense.
I'm going round in circles here. My example doesn't match the types of dependent clauses listed on grammar sites, but 'after father had spoken a blessing' can't survive on its own so it can't be an independent clause therefore must be a dependent ie subordinate clause.
SCREAM!
AJ
but 'after father had spoken a blessing' can't survive on its own so it can't be an independent clause therefore must be a dependent ie subordinate clause.
I never said it was an independent clause. If it were, there would need to be a semicolon before it.
I don't know the technical term for it. OWL (Purdue University's Online Writing Lab) calls ii non-essential. It could be a clause, phrase, or word. Take it out and the sentence works fine. That was always my guide to surrounding it with commas. If you don't need it (non-essential) for the sentence to be grammatically correct.
I don't know the technical term for it. OWL (Purdue University's Online Writing Lab) calls ii non-essential.
The handful of grammar sites I referenced seemed to offer a binary choice: Independent/Main or Dependent/Subordinate. To me, neither of those categorisations seems ideal.
I agree about the clause being non-essential, and surrounding it with commas - the latter aspect seems to be widely ignored on SOL.
If anyone has a definitive answer, I'd be happy for enlightenment. But I think I've achieved my aim of showing a type of context where a comma is desirable after 'and'.
AJ
The handful of grammar sites I referenced seemed to offer a binary choice: Independent/Main or Dependent/Subordinate. To me, neither of those categorisations seems ideal.
Here's another one where the commas are necessary for non-essential information in a sentence. It's called Appositives. Appositives are nouns so it doesn't apply, but it's another choice.
Appositives can be tricky, and commas are always tricky, so when faced with an appositive, you need to ask yourself: "essential or extra?" If the appositive is extra information and can be deleted without changing the meaning of the sentence, then you use commas. If it's essential, then you don't use commas.
From Grammar Girl: https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/appositives
So I don't think we can give it a specific name because it applies to many different things, the only common part being it's non-essential. I'll stick with what OWL said: "to set off clauses, phrases, and words that are not essential ."
So clauses, phrases, and words.
No comma after 'and'
has nothing to do with the oxford comma. The oxford comma would come before the 'and', not after it.
In this case, this is covered by the 'guideline' that you don't use commas to separate single word clauses (ex: ", but, he wrongly considered").
The Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team is an organization and it's plural.
I have to disagree for the sentence's subject is team and team is a singular noun. 'Arizona Diamondbacks' is being used as an adjective to describe which team.
I have to disagree for the sentence's subject is team and team is a singular noun.
That sentence wasn't my example. My example was:
"The Ariznona Diamondbacks are not going to win their division."
That sentence wasn't my example. My example was:
"The Ariznona [sic] Diamondbacks are not going to win their division."
"Arizona Diamondbacks" is not an organization, it is a plural designating some multiple of "Arizona Diamondback" (pro tip: you can tell by the "s" at the end of "Diamondbacks"). "Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team", however, IS an organization, and the following sentence would be an ACTUAL application of the rule:
"The Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team is not going to win its division."
The Arizona Diamondbacks baseball team is not going
Except "team" in your sentence is the subject and "team" is singular.
According to Grammar Girl, the "s" has nothing to do with the plurality. If it were the Utah Jazz it would still be plural.
Except "team" in your sentence is the subject and "team" is singular.
According to Grammar Girl, the "s" has nothing to do with the plurality. If it were the Utah Jazz it would still be plural.
Yes, "team" is singular because "team" is the organization. "Diamondbacks" is not an organization. If used as a shorthand for the organization, it nonetheless retains its plural usage characteristics, much like the pronoun "they" does when applied in the singular to a non-binary transgender individual.
Grammar Girls "rule" for the Jazz has holes you can drive a aircraft carrier through, because "Crimson Tide", "Green Wave", and "Thundering Herd" are ALL considered SINGULAR in accepted sports journalism usage.
Grammar Girls "rule" for the Jazz has holes you can drive a aircraft carrier through, because "Crimson Tide", "Green Wave", and "Thundering Herd" are ALL considered SINGULAR in accepted sports journalism usage.
I don't think that's true because they follow the AP Style Guide which says it's plural even though it doesn't end with an "s". Here's an article:
https://www.dailywritingtips.com/are-names-of-sports-teams-and-bands-singular-or-plural/
When referring to athletic teams or similar groups, what form of verb or pronoun applies? The recent victory of the Miami Heat over the Oklahoma City Thunder in the National Basketball Association championships indirectly put this issue in the headlines.
When referring to the team by its full name, pronouns and verbs take the plural form: "The Los Angeles Lakers are going to the playoffs." When referring to the organization that manages the team, they should be singular: "The Lakers organization is downplaying the incident." When the geographical designation alone is employed, go with the singular form: "Los Angeles is leading the division."
But now that we have Heat, Jazz, Magic, and Thunder to contend with, what's the rule? The Chicago Manual of Style provides no guidance about the issue, but The Associated Press Stylebook provides a definitive answer: Nothing's changed: The Miami Heat are the new NBA champs. The Thunder lost, and they went home determined not to let that happen again.
Seems to be an NBA-specific rule then, since the 3 NCAA examples I cited are uniformly treated as singular.
I did a google search with quotes for "crimson tide are" and the first article was titled, "Sorry, Bama Fans, but the Crimson Tide Are Over-Hyped."
Then a did a second google search with, "crimson tide is". I didn't really find articles with that wording.
That last article I referenced was two parts. The first was sports teams. The second was bands. It had both as plural.
When referring to the team by its full name, pronouns and verbs take the plural form: "The Los Angeles Lakers are going to the playoffs." When referring to the organization that manages the team, they should be singular: "The Lakers organization is downplaying the incident." When the geographical designation alone is employed, go with the singular form: "Los Angeles is leading the division."
That seems to fit the 'reasonably countable' criterion.
The Los Angeles Lakers as an organisation is not reasonably countable (okay, some smartarse might know how many employees there are but definitely not a man on the Clapham omnibus), therefore use the singular.
'The Los Angeles Lakers ___ going to the playoffs' implies a relatively small number of players who shouldn't be too difficult to count, therefore use the plural.
AJ
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The Los Angeles Lakers as an organisation is not reasonably countable
I thought it was the word "organization" that made it singular.
I guess you could even say "Lakers" is an adjective for the noun "organization."
I thought it was the word "organization" that made it singular.
There seem to be several approaches, fortunately more often ending in agreement than disagreement.
Using the 'uncountable' approach, the whole organisation is usually regarded as unreasonable to count therefore singular.
You say tomato ...
AJ
This non-discussion reminded me of something I feel the need to share with y'all:
"Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"