A couple of you have asked why Kevin wasn't on the Cast of Characters page. Mostly because he IS a character, in every sense of the word, and not seeing him on a page specifically marked "Cast of Characters" was a rather jarring omission.
Well, I'm glad to report that this was entirely intentional. Kevin requested that I leave him off the list so he could sneak up on everyone, and this would allow him to...
Oi. OI! Kevin! LEGGO!
Not the duct tape!
AHHH!!!
Hey folks, Kevin Gulverson here. Sorry, Fozzie can't finish that explanation. He's a bit tied up at the moment. Or taped up. One of the two.
Basically, Fozzie's an idiot and forgot about me.
He typed up the Cast of Characters page on a whim to add to the Arc 5 debut post, mostly because he felt bad about giving you only one chapter (plus the Prologue). Apparently, when you're in a hurry, you can forget one of the most important people in your entire story.
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Anyway, when he gets loose, I'll have him expand the Cast of Characters page to include yours truly, the Reactor Critical folks, Mama Bianchi (love her cooking!), and a few others.
Oh, and I wanted to show off my new Reforged T-shirt. It reads:
"I WAS LEFT OUT OF THE CAST OF CHARACTERS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY FOURTH-WALL BREAK."
Oop! The duct tape is starting to fail. I'd better head back to Reforged HQ before he gets free.
...
Right.
Now you understand why I work so fast on these stories. My characters keep arguing with me, and occasionally they take matters into their own hands.
And trust me, you don't want to hear what Amy thinks about my plans for her in Arc 7.
(She's kinda right, though.)