I'm getting lots of feedback from readers concerning the jokes my granddaughter is working with, for her upcoming appearance at the Girl Scout Council meeting. (See the latest chapter of the Privy Report 2.) If you still want to help us, voting will continue through the weekend. After that, we will review the vote results. Again, submit your favorites by AUTHOR FEEDBACK and not "comments" at the bottom of the page.
"Missy" got told "NO!" by her mom when she piped up with: "Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once."