Over the years I’ve had people ask what rlfj means. I even googled it once and discovered it meant Rigid-Link Flexible-Joint, which is some sort of engineering gizmo for robots. For a long time I would respond it was an acronym for “Really Large Fucking Johnson!” (Trust me! Would I lie?) Since I’ve started posting stories on ZBS I’ve been using the nom de plume “Rollie Lawson”; that gives you a start. Not going to tell you what the FJ stands for.