I am currently in exile, living with my neice and her two housemates in another state. All three are public school teachers, and are quite insufferable. I do not understand people that bask in the pain of a thankless and miserable vocation.
I broke my foot and patella two months ago, have had two surgeries, then got too froggy and pulled some screws out before stuff was fully healed. Whatever, shit happens. But the wife did not see it that way. She had my nephew pack my ass up then deported me, using my own airplane, to another state to live under the full-time supervision of these three deranged women.
There is an upside to all of this, I am currently fomenting dissent, discord, and general unease among the youth of this small community. I have been shanghai'd to teach calc and physics at the local school because the current teacher of said subjects decided to check out. It looks like I will be in this barren place until the end of May. The school has assigned two kids to cart me around in a freaking wheel chair for three or four hours a day. The brats have strict orders to keep me off of my feet. Fuck 'em, I am starting to walk again.
I quit the pain meds, so will start editing and writing more bullshit in the near future.