I probably should have waited to post the first two chapters until this one was ready, but I didn't know it would flow out so easily. Sometimes, writing a story is like pushing a big rock uphill, and sometimes it's all downhill. That's how this one was once I got started.
Sidebar - as I was keying this in, Grammery jumped in and wanted to change the whole thing. I told Grammery to go fuck itself.