Well, I get my partial day off for new years. When I wake up this afternoon, I'm sick as a dog.
I feel hot as hell. Getting out of bed I started shivering a lot.
Now I don't want to start down the conspiracy rabbit hole. But it's kinda funny that they talk about bird flu and here I am.
So let's talk about the people I think did this to me.
First, Santa Claus. Then there's Biden. And lastly China. Or it could be a combination of all three.
I actually have a good idea where I got this. But he shall remain nameless till o can shame him.
So y'all have a very happy new years eve. I'm going to wither away on my deathbed ruing that I won't be writing a new chapter for awhile.