Notification of maintenance: In the next week we have to upgrade the servers due to increased demand. That may result in outages as we make the upgrades. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Christmas is apon us and I have made a herculean and praiseworthy effort to finish this story before returning to the real world where rellies camp on the lawn, jetskis roar round the bay, and reindeer shit in the water ruins the fishing. Enjoy!