We all joke about the people we encounter at Walmart. I believe the term "Wallmartians" was created just for them. Earlier today, I'm standing at the checkout, waiting to have the cashier run my purchase (I try to avoid the self checkouts if I can), and I overhear a woman talking to someone on her phone. I sort of drew a blank look when she told the other person;
"No, I have never crocheted any bondage outfits, but I can try."