This father's day we held a Wanking Festival. The competition was stiff but I won because nobody else came.
The events were very hands on. My mum said she would help me beat off the competition. She was very proud of the pearl necklace I gave her for helping me cum in first, second and even a third place.
Finis.
(Seriously though, that may be a fun story to write). A lot of hard practice a head.