I've just posted a new chapter to Caleb - hope you all enjoy.
And I want an opinion.
I posted a little ditty I wrote for a new baby greeting card some years ago. I thought it an amusing little rhyme - but it has been rejected by a popular story site, (Not this one) as portreying underage sex. - What do you guys think.
New Baby
When I heard you were having a baby,
I knew it would not be a girl,
'Cos your bump it was laid along sideways,
And your hair lost a lot of it's curl,
My divining rod twiched in the morning,
Which is a sure sign as it's true,
That a pendulum swings round and round for a girl,
and if it stops still then its TWO!!
With the wonders of modern day science,
It's amazing we all still believe,
In all of the old superstitions,
That the wizened old wives like to weave,
Yes I heard you were having a baby,
And I knew that it would be a man,
But the reason I knew was not witchcraft,
I could see the kid's cock on the scan.
Seriously - Is this portreying and underage sexual relationship?
answers please?