As I reflect upon 2022 and 2023, I've come up with five realistic resolutions.
1. Be much worse than I am now. I don't just mean just my writing. I mean in general as a person.
2. Put on at least 20 pounds of fat without working out. Then I will complain that the fat pills that I bought aren't working.
3. Be honest with people and let them know that they are ugly or not very good at things (unless they can do things for me)
4. Lie and steal all of the time.
5. Never read story codes, and then complain to the author that the story contained themes that I did not like.
Wait a minute, I just realized this is a list of shitty things people do.
I'm not going to do any of those things. I don't need a new year to suddenly realize that either.
(I will still probably gain some weight and not workout though)