The continuing adventures of the reader who doesn't read story codes and needs to fuck right off....
I was reading free stories that people took the time to edit, write and post for my amusement. Naturally, I could not be assed to look at the story codes about (insert whatever it is that bothers me today).
The author had the audacity to INCLUDE that subject matter in the story. Can you imagine that?
Naturally, instead of just not continuing to read the story and going on my fucking merry way like a non-asshole, I had to send them a nasty gram!
Who do they think they are? Certainly, not my personal author writing stories that only I enjoy within a very narrow framework of fetishes and sexual desires that I maintain!! That's for sure.
So, I clicked "Send feedback" to the author and wrote the following angry screed;
I really enjoyed this story in the beginning but then you wrote that thing that was in the story codes that I didn't bother to notice until chapter seven. Now I do not like it!!
Imagine the nerve of the author, having received my "Constructive" feedback that essentially says that he wrote exactly what he said he was going to write, and I didn't like it - he didn't CHANGE it and make a new story to please ME!!
Instead, Eddie the author replied with "I don't know why you sent this. If you don't like a story you can just stop reading. You don't have to antagonize the author. Please fuck right off. "
Imagine that? He didn't want to hear from a guy who hated his story, for the simple reason that it contained stuff that the author said would be in it.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to announce to everyone at the airport that I am departing in five minutes and let them know that I do not like this airport. I feel like everyone should know what I do and do not like.
Sincerely,
--Some random asshole, esq.