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How to gain the super power of invisibility

Posted at 12/16/2022, 8:33:48 PMUpdated: 12/16/2022, 8:42:18 PM
 

(only to women)

Step One: Grow old. Doesn't matter how handsome you WERE.

Step Two: Do not become wealthy.

Step Three: Get a fat belly.

At this point, you are virtually invisible to women.

Exceptions:

1. Staring at boobs: for some reason, if you stare directly at a girl's boobs, she WILL notice you again and be able to see you.

2. Make any sort of mistake (especially look at another girl's boobs) - your wife will notice you.

3. Try to relax. Your wife will immediately notice and your spell of invisibility will break and have something for you to do/take her some place.

WHAT CAN YOU USE THIS SUPER POWER FOR?

If you were a teenager, you could sneak into girl's dressing rooms, or find some way to perhaps subvert crime with it. I don't know. It never worked back then for me.

However, the answer is absolutely nothing other than serving to remind you that you used to be cool/desirable and /or making you think that you used to be cool/desirable even if you were not.

Note: this power does not work when your daughter/wife needs/wants money. You cannot hide, in fact they can track you any where you may be hiding.

 

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