Hello everyone! My kids and friends have often told me that I my brain holds an astounding amount of useless information. Some of it is actually entertaining. Not that I can really do anything with it, since I will never have a chance to say; "I will take utter nonsense for $500, Alex."
This entry actually came about when my sweetheart and I were at COSTCO doing some shopping. She was debating us getting a package of toilet paper that was enough to last us until the 2028 Elections. When I started to tell her about the history of said item, she just gave me "the look". You guys know what I mean. The rough translation is: "Shut up, moron!" Then she uttered these dramatic and fateful words: "Instead of telling just me about it, why not share this on that story site?"
So here we go. How far will I take this? Your guess is as good as mine. And before everyone starts yelling at me about trying to hijack "Jokes & Giggles" by Jack Spratt, please know that I have a lot of respect for the man, and greatly enjoy his entries. This is just intended to be an additional source of humor for all of us to enjoy. (And I promise, no dumb blond jokes here.)