I believe a lot of people read only the 'latest' stories in the queue. I often fall into that trap. With my favorite authors (Vulgus, Vanessa Evans, etc) I go back to their old stories and read their entire catalog.
However, I tend to remain on the surface of the "New" or "Updated Stories". I have fifty two stories (posted), many with dozens of chapters and more words than war and peace. I sometimes go back and look at the stats. My more popular stories like "Do you have a big dick?" have a huge readership. My more niche stories have next to no interest. That's totally normal.
I wondered if anyone who likes my latest stories take the time to explore the old ones. I have certainly progressed but some of my old stories are still my favorites.
I thought I'd create a scored quiz and ask you to send me your answers, and score yourself on what kind of pervert you are. Let's face it, if you read even one of my stories and enjoyed it - you are a pervert. Now let's find out how big of a fan/pervert you truly are.
10 Questions:
1. What does the title "Do you have a big dick, why not?" mean:
A. If you don't have coke or money, you must have a big dick, and if not why are you talking to this woman because she wouldn't be interested in someone who doesn't have at least one of those things.
B. It is a big dick contest
C. The women are all size queens and they laugh at men with small cocks.
D. There was no reason. It was just random.
2. What is the first name of the sister in "Resetting my bitch button"
A. Kelly
B. Kim
C. Piggy Fartz
D. Kandy
3. I once wrote an Indian-porn story. What province/region of India was it set in?
4. In HOA, what is the name of the pony girl?
A. Peepee Poopoo girl
B. Starqueen
C. Dancer
D. Prancer
5. What popular video game "mod" was the inspiration for one of my stories?
6. What famous illustrator was the inspiration for my story set in Victorian Paris - Madeleine?
A. Ludwig Bemelmans
B. Hans Augusto (H.A.) Rey
C. Georges Pichard
D. Scott Adams
7. What TV Series have I written fan fiction about?
(partial points for naming them all (.25 each). There are four)
8. What comedian did I write a fanfiction story about?
9. What story written originally by Mike McGifford have I published but never completed?
10. What town/village is "My Son's Dared Me" set in?
A. Godstone
B. Brighton
C. Staines
D. Faversham
Send me your answers and I'll grade it and provide you a score. Come back to the blog to see where you rank.
Score:
Didn't Try It/Do it: You Bastard!!
Rank: Bastard
1-3 points: At least you tried,
Rank: Mild Pervert
4-5 points: You are a fan!
Rank: Freaky Weirdo
6-7 points: damn, bitch! You did your homework
Rank: Horny Motherfucker
8-9 points: nicely done/brilliant
Rank: Degenerate fan!
10 points: perfect pervert!
Rank: Truly Depraved fan
Obviously, when I call you a depraved, dirty freak I mean it in the best possible way and with all gratitude because if I wasn't one too, then we wouldn't have the shared experience of enjoying these dirty stories.
Don't worry, the quiz is just for fun, do it or don't.
:)