Everyone,
A most wonderful announcement! The truck is on the dock. Soon, Kevie's New Life will be at the bar. A wonderful treat for your inner beast. It's a true opportunity to delight your sadistic sensibilities. Management asked me to remind you to please read the label. Our lawyers are already giving them enough shit over the straight razor party we had last month. They will not give a refund for upset tummy's. Madame Jasmine had a taste back stage and she loved it. That is all.