Today he is commenting on a retro porn he just watched.
"So the girl has no money? why did she order a pizza then?" and that pizza delivery guy is just gonna GIVE her an extra sausage pizza for sex? how does he stay in business? Doesn't he have other pizzas to deliver? They are gonna get cold...hang on, I've got 20 more minutes of screed to write."
Tune in next week when the guy who doesn't read story codes sees a Stop sign and drives straight on through.