A very dainty woman with a lovely ass, and a tight rack went to a car dealer.
While she was bending over to look at the tires of a nice shiny red corvette, she accidentally lets a huge fart rip.
She breaks wind right there at the car lot and is mortified. She hopes no one heard and prays the car salesman is nowhere around.
However, whenever you don't want a car salesman, one automatically pops up like a hard dick.
"Uh, how much is this corvette?" she asks nervously, completely humiliated and hoping he didn't notice.
"Ma'am, if you farted just looking at this car. You are going to shit when I tell you the price."
They fuck at the end.
-A short erotic story by Eddie Davidson