They say that Men are like tile floors. If you laid them really good the first time- you walk on them for years after that.
I didn't make up those words of wisdom. I've just been a practicing tile for so long that I kind of assume it is a universal truth.
Where have I been?
On a strange island run by a billionaire that he created as a playground to live out his sexual fantasies with his fellow wealthy billionaires. He randomly tricks normal women into coming to his mansion as sexual slaves, rather than pay the women who would do it professionally and willingly.
I am kidding of course. That's something out of a 50 shades fever dream I had while I had Covid.
Yeah, it ran through us and rather than go into how my funny/creative bones were fractured - let's just say that it was better I not write for a bit after. My stories would have been dark and joyless like my life was.
I enjoy writing stories where I can see the world vicariously through the eyes of my characters. It isn't always the protagonist either.
A friend mentioned that in "Resetting my Bitch Button" the main character took a back seat in acts 2 and 3. That is true - the story was really about an evolution of everyone and I needed her to fuck off a bit while I told the other people's journey.
It gave me a chance to experience the story from their perspective and I hope as a reader that you get the same opportunity.
I am very close to completing Keeping the Babysitter in line. Yes, there is an ending and yes - I plan to finish.
I do have some other ideas in the works. I really need a fun short story to sort of restart my creative capacity. I tend to draw inspiration from reading other people's writing.
Unfortunately, some of my favorite authors didn't publish while I was away either. 2022 is a shitty year. We can't get baby formula, now you are telling me I can't get my favorite perverted stories on SOL?
Thanks Obama!
PS. I love this site and I appreciate everyone who wrote to me to tell me that they missed my posting.