Call me a perverse bastard, but I just couldn't resist writing an alternate ending to Best Summer Ever for those who thought Gary had things too easy. I'm sure there were a few out there. So, for anyone who kept waiting for him to take a fall, here you go.
Think of this as the Bizarro World version of the story. It was all a dream. Hey, it worked for Bobby Ewing.
This would have been the way to end it had I not wanted to write a sequel. I guess it's a good thing for Gary that I picture him as steadfastly heterosexual and intend to allow him to have more adventures.