"What the fuck is wrong with you, Eddie?"
Lol. I am just joking. I am in a rare mood today.
First of all, thanks to all of you deviants who actually took the time to write to me about my last blog post with ideas and suggestions. I am flattered you would take the time to share wicked ideas with me and I am influenced by many of those suggestions.
I was just thinking that it's too bad there is no perverted version of Santa Claus. He can see you when you are naughty. How much does that jolly motherfucker watch? ALL of it?
Anyway, he makes a lists and updates them regularly. It sounds like a pretty well-adjusted human being. He lives in an isolated encampment of his own creation away from humankind - with only the slave labor he uses to construct gifts with an improbable business model where he takes in no revenue but continues to produce consumer goods/retail goods in direct violation of patent laws because he constantly creates dolls and action figures that are already copyrighted by major toy manufacturers?
Yeah, he sounds like a cross between the Unibomber and Jeff Bezos.
Anyway, enough with pointless musings about an imaginary person who isn't real.
Now let me tell you about our latest story (coincidentally about an imaginary character who isn't real)... "You bet your ass"
First of all, yes I know I wrote a story with the same name a few months ago. That was about two sisters who make sex bets. I made it about five chapters before putting it to the side.
This is not THAT story. So if you read that story and thought it was total crap - good news, "You bet your ass" is a totally different story.
"You bet your ass" is about 98% Mike McGifford's work. I've been a muse and done some of the writing but really this is his epic. We decided on this title because it fits so much better. I was glad to give it up.
"You bet your ass" (The current version) is up to chapter six as of this blog. However, unlike my past stories - this one is COMPLETE as of this writing. Yep, we concluded it.
I normaly don't have the patience to write the entire story. I post a chapter as I finish it. This one we did the opposite. We wrote the entire story together and now we are just editing and polishing the chapters - filling in details and ensuring that there are no plot holes.
So you don't have to worry if there will be a satisfying ending. There will be. This is a LONG story - so be prepared for a bumpy ride with a lot of zigs/zags and ups and downs.
The basic premise (no spoilers here) is that Carrie and her eldest daughter do sexy bets around the house. Race around the outside of the house wearing only three strips of duct tape while balancing a dildo on their head, or hold hot blow dryers to their bald pussies to see who can stand it the longest.
However, as you may expect things progress and evolve. My stories are all about a journey and an evolution of the characters. They may start out flawed and end up flawed - but they change.
So by chapter 12 you will see the story arc change - I want you to sit back and relax and enjoy that journey. Take your time with it.
One thing I am also doing is posting little pictures with each chapter. Lajeez (The webmaster) is kind enough to indulge this - but if there is full nudity I have to crop the face or show it as art - and so I am doing my best to comply with that. The pictures are meant to be an accent to the story.
I just post them at the top rather than down in the middle of the story. I did that once and then the tag got left in and the picture was posted somewhere else in the story and people got confused. In interest of simplicity and not making more work for Lajeez I just leave the pictures at the top. Hopefully they don't bother anyone - but if they ever became an issue I would stop. I won't have them in every chapter - and I always crop them to be smaller and not take up much bandwith or screen space.
I do hope that you will read this story - because it is honestly the best one I've been involved with. I do have some side projects I am toying with but most of my effort is spent on the editing process now.
I cant promise a chapter a day every day but it has been moving at that pace for a while now.
Let me know what you think in the comments on the story.