I honestly don't know how good or bad what I'm going to put here is, but it stands now, and may get slightly edited later (or added to) So without further ado:
To think 'twas ban'd 'pon Mulberry Street!
The guardians of 'nice' who are as nasty as their intellectual forbears,
Have decided that six books written by that great bomb thrower, Dr Seuss,
Are quite offensive, and far beyond the pale, so they mustn't be seen by our youth,
They are but the latest in the efforts of the new guardians of 'nice' to cleanse our history,
Of every thing that is objectionable… Rather than make their case, of why,
The guardians of nice say Burn! Oh they haven't yet,
But give them time, and fail to stand up to their censorship,
And burning of books is the least they'll do!
For according to the new nannies of 'nice' there are folks who are quite beyond the pale,
They say such tripe knowing the youth whom they've educated are devoid of any knowledge of history,
So the nannies of 'nice' like their nasty forbears are apt to begin the letting of blood,
Of those people whom they have designated 'evil' though history would show the nannies of nice to be, The calumnious purveyors of fiction that 'twas the hallmark of their forbears,
For I hate to tell the youth of today, but Hitler was a man of the left,
A socialist before he was a German, and those they claim to be emulating in fighting 'nationalism' were a very murderous lot,
And 'tis doubtful that those who don black masks and assault those with whom they disagree have enough knowledge to understand,
Fascism looks a lot like them!