FYI, the names that I am quoting in this story are the Chapter Titles hahahaha. So for example, The Golden Ticket which is a reference to the Last Action hero, is chapter one.
The story itself is as follows...
'The Wishes: Tempus Fugit'
1 The Golden Ticket 8928
2 Choosing the Red Pill 6201
3 Locus of Control 3595
4 Veritas 2120
The numbers on the right are how many times its been downloaded. Remember when I said by Christmas I'll be at the ten thousand mark. Fuck that, by next week, I'll be at the ten thousand mark. I think I need a whisky...