I was reading some today. It went something like this:
Hand sanitizer glistened on their hands as they kept their social distance. She reached for him and he reluctantly allowed her to get close enough to touch him. He knew he would need to be tested right away after.
She reached down between his legs and felt a hard bulge. She asked him if he was ready.
"Oh yes, that is my thermometer. I brought it with me in case I need to take my own temperature. I am afraid I can't permit you to use it though due to the high risk."
"I am so hot!" she said.
"Is it possible you are showing signs of the coronavirus?" he asked.
She told him no but she was ready to do the nasty, so they both masturbated to Twitter porn while maintaining six feet apart at all times and wearing their masks.