And now for some good old-fashioned smut!
I was recently going through my computer files of all the stories I have written over the years and came across a story I had started but never finished. No matter how many stories a writer writes, there are always some that he never finished, for whatever reason. We call it writer's block, and it affects all of us. I have several unfinished stories still.
This one was an updated porn version of an old sitcom, I Dream of Jeannie. I thought I could do something quick and fun, have a few laughs and put it up quickly. Somehow, after the first couple of chapters, I hit the Save button and never went back. How long ago was that, you ask? Let's just say that when I first started writing this story, Tony Nelson and Roger Healey were flying the Space Shuttle! The Space Shuttle hasn't flown since 2011, so I started this story a decade ago! That's probably a record for me.
Anyway, I did a quick read and had a good laugh. Reaper Security Consulting was coming to an end and I needed a new project. Editing and finishing the story wasn't going to be difficult, and I could write it fast. It only took me a couple of weeks to finish. I still have plans for something a lot bigger, but only have a couple of chapters of that project written. That will be another big book, but I am not giving any hints other than that it will be a PG-13 project, like RSC.
For those who love my more 'serious' works, I know this is a disappointment. My advice to you? Get over it! We're on a porn site! That's why I first started reading here, and when I started writing, it was because I figured I could write better porn than some of the schlock I saw being posted. It was a harmless hobby that I could play with after my wife went to bed, and it warmed me up for some fun and games when I climbed into bed with her. I had no plans otherwise.
Special thanks to mustang69n8 and petdoc2be for some assistance with naval slang and terminology.
I plan to put this up in just a few installments, so nobody will have to wait a long time. I also included it in a new book on Bookapy and Lulu, Naughty Shorts, containing some of my remaining short stories. Anyway, enjoy!