If you are reading this and are completely confused, I have succeeded.
You're an asshole Figment said.
I know that...I hear it from my wife all the time.
So...explain
Do I have to?
Get on with it...asshole
Yes, Ma'am.
Well!
Oh...you mean now.
If you don't do it now, you'll forget.
All right already! If you haven't read Lazlo's Damsels in Distress series. You need to. When I asked him if I could use his series...he said yes. He wanted to see where a weirdo would go with it. I'm sure he regrets giving permission. So...Go read his series before you read my stories...just so you'll know how far out in left field I am. I bent the rules just a trifle.