Everybody seemed to like the new slogan of RSC: 'If We Can't Make Money Solving Your Problem, We Can Make Money Prolonging It!' Despair.com (a wonderful company) has a similar poster: 'If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem!'
This all reminds me of my misspent youth in the 70s as a chemist. At the time, Dupont had a corporate slogan of 'Better Living Through Chemistry!' My company, a lab division of ITT, had an employee contest for a new slogan. We were an extremely jaded group and totally burned out. The runaway winner was 'Better Cancer Through Chemistry!' The contest was immediately shut down.
Anyway, enjoy!