Something I'm working on, along side Outlander.
"The stories surrounding you are quite something," one of the men said. "Rescued by a woman of all things?"
"Yes," James smiled. "My knight in shining armour."
"If she can be called that," they all rippled with laughter.
"Is it true you were naked?"
"Yes," James nodded. "Naked, tied up and about to be gang raped by a group of men."
"Not a very heroic tale."
James shrugged and took a swig, "At least when I was tied up and about to be gang raped I didn't shit myself."
They all laughed and James raised his goblet.
"Which is all I can hope for you, good lords. At your final breath, a shitless death. But I doubt it."