Contrary to rumors I am quite dead.
No, wait, that can't be right, somebody must be messing with my newsfeed. I'm going to have to make a complaint, and I will and soon as I know who to and when I get around to it. These sort of thing simply can't be allowed to continue.
I'm working again on 'Ahh Fuck me.'
I have gotten a new computer to replace the one that stopped working. Expensive as I am on a fixed income that is nowhere near adequate, but with help, I got one that should last me a few years.
I will get back to you when I have something important to say. (Do not hold your breath)